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Are you not in on Wednesdays?

Nope. The only day I'm not. Unimpressed

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 10 2010, 3:20 PM BST

Is the internet dying today? Keep running into sites that are dead and downed servers. Roar!

I think it must be, look:

http://theendoftheinternet.com/ http://mdesmond.com/index.php?id=endoftheinternet http://www.wwwdotcom.com/ http://www.endoftheinternet.com/

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A 1 litre carton of HEALTHY milk substitute (made from oats) clobbered Billwill today by falling off the top of the tall fridge and has made his forehead bleed a little.

He does not think this is a nice thing for healthy food substitutes to do... :S

Gig went okay, despite the downstairs drains aparently exploding during the beginning of my set and filling the room with a poo smell! I'm starting to enjoy it more.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 10 2010, 8:58 PM BST

Nope. The only day I'm not. Unimpressed

Oh bugger. :(

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 10 2010, 11:25 PM BST

Gig went okay, despite the downstairs drains aparently exploding during the beginning of my set and filling the room with a poo smell! I'm starting to enjoy it more.

Ha! Did you reference the smell?

Errr

I'll go to bed then.

Quote: zooo @ October 10 2010, 11:45 PM BST

Oh bugger. :(

Ha! Did you reference the smell?

No, I really should have though!

Ellie had bootcamp this morning and was pleased to see she is still top of the class. :)

Always competing!

How do they determine who's top?

I'm the fastest and the bestest*. I do the runs quickest and so get more exercises.

*I may be fabricating the "leader board" to make myself feel better.

Laughing out loud

But I AM the person at the front. I get quite agitated when someone turns up faster than me.

Do you trip them as they pass you?

No, that would be mean. I compete fairly. :)

They obviously don't know it's a competition.

Surely you at least put itching powder in their running shorts.

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