Sootyj the milkman a farewell

Sootyj the milkman is riding his milkman down some fictional street, whilst smoking a rollie in a 70s stylee.

Sootyj
Cor wander what larks I'll get upto today? Will I be delivering?red white and blue top to an ironic racist? Or a perhaps Mr Burk wants a half dozen pots of stale sketch brand yoghurt?

Sootyj hops off his millkfloat and approcahes the first door whistling cheerfully

He goes to knock on the first door, then turns to adress the 4th wall.

Sootyj
Actually this rather hackneyed sketch is my round about way of saying I'm off for a bit. I noticed my writings been a bit off of late and at the same time I've had the chance to get on board woth a few exiting projects. So I can do a few things well or many things poorly. Been great knowing you all and will be back soon.

The entire street vanishes except for Sootyj and the door, he opens it and white light poors out

Sootyj goes to enter it, waving goodbye

Hurley from lost walks out of the door and kicks Sootyj in the bollox

Hurley
Wrong purgatory dude.

Come Back Shane.

Have a break by all means if you think you need one SootyJ.
But don't make it too long if you do.

Sooty you pussy, stop being melodramatic.

I give him 2 weeks.

Come back soon, you tart!

Good luck Sootyj in whatever you are up to. You know where we are if the cops get you.

Good luck, Sooty. Although you'll be back by Wednesday!

Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2010, 1:29 AM BST

I've had the chance to get on board woth a few exiting projects.

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He's signed up as a 2012 Olympics volunteer.

Sad.