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I read the news today oh boy! Page 243

Ha, that is good.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 8 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Never mind 'the cuts', here's a remarkably ugly pikey chucking an envelope at prole ringmaster Jeremy Kyle. Yes, an entire envelope!:

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/76671/guest-lashes-out-at-jeremy-kyle.html

The killa in Manila.

Another thing women are shit at.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/10/08/women-dont-sweat-effectively-men/

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 8 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Never mind 'the cuts', here's a remarkably ugly pikey chucking an envelope at prole ringmaster Jeremy Kyle. Yes, an entire envelope!:

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/76671/guest-lashes-out-at-jeremy-kyle.html

I'd have chucked an entire pillar box at his head, the chav-baiting shouty angry frog.

I like how Kyle's hair gets ruffled. Nice aim.

Quote: chipolata @ October 8 2010, 4:00 PM BST

I like how Kyle's hair gets ruffled. Nice aim.

Heh that did tickle me. It's only a matter of time before some humiliated chav dodges Kyle's security-monkeys and gives him a much-deserved boot in the bollocks. Maybe I should buy a Burberry cap and some steel-tip boots and try my luck.

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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 8 2010, 3:43 PM BST

Another thing women are shit at.

Would you rather women sweated more then Kevin?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 8 2010, 4:15 PM BST

Would you rather women sweated more then Kevin?

I'll take that as an offer.

An offer to genetically increase the ammount of sweat produced by women?

*replays moment of impact over and over again*

:)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 8 2010, 4:30 PM BST

I'll take that as an offer.

Or a promise...

Trust Ellie to be the one lowering the tone Rolling eyes

:P

:)

An interesting story about crumbling Dubai:

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai-1664368.html

We're #1!

According to the Census Bureau's annual survey of income and poverty in the United States, of the 52 largest metro areas in the nation, only the city of San Antonio did not see a decline in median household income in 2009.

http://endoftheamericandream.com/archives/median-household-income-is-falling-in-almost-every-single-major-american-city

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