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Quote: EllieJP @ October 8 2010, 9:09 AM BST

Ellie has the ills. :( Stupid head cold.

Unbutton your blouse, I'll be straight down with the Vics Vapour Rub.

I'm too hot to wear anything.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 8 2010, 9:13 AM BST

I'm too hot to wear anything.

Going around in next to nothing is probably what got you sick in the first place.

Quote: Gavin @ October 8 2010, 8:04 AM BST

It's Friday. God it's gonna be a looong f**king day.

Tell me about it. Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ October 8 2010, 9:09 AM BST

Ellie has the ills. :( Stupid head cold.

:O :( Tea?

Quote: chipolata @ October 8 2010, 9:17 AM BST

Going around in next to nothing is probably what got you sick in the first place.

Yeah probably running aruond in the rain and rolling about in the mud wearing lycra wasn't a great idea.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 8 2010, 9:26 AM BST

:O :( Tea?

Got a hot chocolate. :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 8 2010, 9:26 AM BST

Tell me about it. Unimpressed

Console Tea?

One of the guys just called in sick. We're already 3 people down. LOL! Good job I got my Superman Tshirt on

Oh dear, Gav! :(

And I have tea, thanks.

I just realised two books I ordered from Waterstone's are wrong but am having to wait for the right ones to come from Amazon before I take the first ones back, or I may end up without any copy of the texts.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 8 2010, 9:35 AM BST

Oh dear, Gav! :(

And I have tea, thanks.

I just realised two books I ordered from Waterstone's are wrong but am having to wait for the right ones to come from Amazon before I take the first ones back, or I may end up without any copy of the texts.

I might of just ripped open shirt in Superman style. I cannot confirm that though :P

Argh book madness! Have you read Pride Prejudice and zombies? is that on the course?

No. It makes me slightly annoyed. :P
I know someone whose course it is on though!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 8 2010, 9:40 AM BST

No. It makes me slightly annoyed. :P
I know someone whose course it is on though!

:D how about Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? That looks like a classy tome.

Oh my god, that's on a course!!?

I'm quite conflicted about that series/genre of book. On the one hand it's slightly annoying and all about the 'coolness' of the concept. But on the other hand, it's such a good idea! I almost wish I'd come up with it.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is effin' fantastic. Only got Halfway Through Sense and Sensability and Seamonsters, and can't remember where I left it.

I am in a really bad mood today. I'm trying to work from home to finalise a training plan and my stupid manager is making me go into the office, just to give someone a shitty mobile phone. What a waste of f**king time. Also I need t wash my hair, so I'm going to lose a lot of time that I NEED to work.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2010, 9:57 AM BST

Oh my god, that's on a course!!?

I'm quite conflicted about that series/genre of book. On the one hand it's slightly annoying and all about the 'coolness' of the concept. But on the other hand, it's such a good idea! I almost wish I'd come up with it.

It's great idea. It's a easy concept though just historic figure then something odd after like

Ghengis Khan Tomb Raider, or Winston Churchill 3021

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 8 2010, 10:06 AM BST

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is effin' fantastic. Only got Halfway Through Sense and Sensability and Seamonsters, and can't remember where I left it.

I am in a really bad mood today. I'm trying to work from home to finalise a training plan and my stupid manager is making me go into the office, just to give someone a shitty mobile phone. What a waste of f**king time. Also I need t wash my hair, so I'm going to lose a lot of time that I NEED to work.

I shall do a cheer up dance. Form my chum Nat.

You can't see me doing it obviously. You'll just need to use your imagination. It's all kinds of ace btw.

I'm trying to think who I could buy them for for Christmas (and then read them myself). But I can't think of anyone who'd like it.

Quote: Gavin @ October 8 2010, 10:13 AM BST

It's great idea. It's a easy concept though just historic figure then something odd after like

Ghengis Khan Tomb Raider, or Winston Churchill 3021

Yeah, the best ideas are always the simple ones.

Quote: Gavin @ October 8 2010, 10:13 AM BST

I shall do a cheer up dance. Form my chum Nat.

You can't see me doing it obviously. You'll just need to use your imagination. It's all kinds of ace btw.

That was more erotic than I was expecting, Gav.

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