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England v Croatia Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ November 21, 2007, 6:34 PM

... I think you may be under the impression that you're funny. Rolling eyes

Naw :S not that!!!

How goes it mate? Are you keeping OK? :)

Quote: catskillz @ November 21, 2007, 8:19 PM

2-0 down!!! Unbelievable.

You can't surely think it's unbelievable when you have seen many times before how poor our performance can be.

They have no pride or hunger to win. They can 'talk the talk' on pride and hunger to win but it is in fact, just talk, it is not in their bones, where it needs to be.

Overpaid tossers, including the Manager!

Anyway, we just need three more and we've cracked it..

Come on you tossers!!!

Dodgy penalty! tsk! but wait...

2-2 BRILLIANT!!! BECK-HAM BECK-HAM ... I NEVER DOUBTED OUR BOYS!!! IN THE BAG!!! GREAT TEAM, ACE MANAGER!!!

SUPPORT OUR BOYS!!!

ENG-LAND... ENG-LAND !!! Laughing out loud

WHAAAA--A-A-A---TTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

.. oh..

Engalnd 2 - 3 Croatia

Up to their old bloody tricks, bring me their f**king heads on plates ... dodgy penalty they didn't deserve, Croatia didn't even need to win ...and England have lost again!!!

What a bunch of tossers!

I guess they and their 'Manager' will just have to cry all the way back to their mansions... it's a hard life, and quite tough at the top!!! :O

Break open another bottle of Cristal boys, we're in the money anyway!!!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 21, 2007, 8:47 PM

How goes it mate? Are you keeping OK? :)

I'm fine. Yourself?

Yes not too bad, considering the price of tea!

Quote: catskillz @ November 21, 2007, 7:06 PM

they seem to have turned failing to qualify for tournaments into an artform.

QFT

We seem to have specialised in glorious failure since 1978

Speaking of tea, there's a laughable shortage in China to make me trade places with Steve Mclaren right now, btw. 2-0 HT, David Beckham your big gamble, Venables nowhere to be seen! Lamb to the slaughter...

England's tactical display is the funniest thing on the telly at the moment.

Seefacts! you mean testicles...a load of bollocks!

1-2 im a scotch man so im not saying much .......ha

Lets play write the headlines!

Quote from Rooney: England were woeful, no idea, no cutting edge, said the former song and dance man.

"Super-England-Go-Ballistic, Steve-Mac-Is-Atrocious"

On yer bike Mclaren! The fast lane of the m1 please!

Oh well. It's all Rooney's fault from the last game.

Time for a change me thinks,bring on Mike Bassett!

Quote: David Chapman @ November 21, 2007, 10:02 PM

Oh well. It's all Rooney's fault from the last game.

He didn't do anything wrong, as he pushed that player OUTSIDE the box. It's the Ref who gave that penalty that's to blame.

I was going to rant but i'm actually too depressed to bother.

All life is shit.

:O This thread is like when you go down the pub with a bloke and football is on the telly in there :S and it's like something happens to the blokes and they talk a different language. Doesn't matter whether on not they know each other, they just go all 'united' on us.Teary And then we (gals) have to kill them ;)

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