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The Apprentice - Series 6 Page 4

The one in the suit was a complete wanker.

Hopefully they are not going down the big brother route and going out on a limb to find ever more deluded and aggressive contestants. You have to have few sane idiots amongst the spattering of egomaniacs and suited f**ktards or it's unwatchable. Even Planet of the Apes had one human character.

The two biggest twats of tonights show - the chubby cheeked bloke who compared himself to King Midas in selling terms - surely treason and capital offence - and the white haired girl with the stupid glasses are likely going to be the main source of entertainment over the coming weeks I would imagine.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 6 2010, 11:58 PM BST

The one in the suit was a complete wanker.

:D

I don't like them saying 'Lord Sugar', I prefer 'Sir Alan'.

I think the men's team should have called themselves 'Simian'.

I like the boys team. That's where the entertainment is. Although I don't remember seeing the porny fraudy sniper. Have the programme makers edited him out of existence?

I only saw him say one thing, in the boardroom.

I enjoyed last nights episode and the fact it was so close was a shame... I like it when one team does really crap!

Not a likeable soul amongst them yet - but I'm sure we'll discover they're not all egotistical twats.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2010, 10:13 PM BST

I think it's James Cotter doing research for a roll.

Laughing out loud A lot of the lines he was spouting were very similar to ones I have recently written for my character Jeremy Spicer.

:D I knew it!

Stuart Baggs is David Brent sans goatee and hair gel....scary!

Quote: zooo @ October 6 2010, 10:07 PM BST

I'm glad he went. He was horrible and shouty. Yuck.

And that short haired blonde is obviously a cow.

What she said.

The short haired blonde who looks like Jenny Eclair's daughter is excellent value.

If she was Jenny Eclair's daughter, Jenny would have kicked the shit out of her by now for being such a twat.

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2010, 3:50 PM BST

The short haired blonde who looks like Jenny Eclair's daughter is excellent value.

Only if they charge people to punch her in the face.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 7 2010, 3:52 PM BST

Only if they charge people to punch her in the face.

When will you fools learn it's the hatable characters that make these shows work!

I'd put a hat on that blonde one. A very very large hat.

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