Quote: Aaron @ November 20, 2007, 11:52 PMIsn't she married to the bassist from The Fray or summink?*
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I guess I have the opposite problem. Cars keep trying to run me off the road.
Of course, when I'm weaving it's because I'm avoiding the broken glass that's near the curb ALL THE TIME.
The cyclists I hate are the ones who insist on cycling on the pavement.
When they do this, just as they are passing me, I lean into them and shout this into their ears as loud as I possibly can:
GET ON THE FU**ING ROAD AND UNDER THAT BUS WHERE YOU BELONG YOU SELFISH FU**ING TW@T!!!
I have had a few fall off and loads of wobblers, it is particularly satisfying when they fall off into the road! 
Quote: Badge @ November 20, 2007, 11:57 PM*something
Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 21, 2007, 5:07 AMThe cyclists I hate are the ones who insist on cycling on the pavement.
Riding on the pavement is the best place to ride. 
Quote: Aaron @ November 21, 2007, 10:45 AM
Riding on the pavement is the best place to ride.
Yeah but that would mean that cyclists would be breaking the high way code... oh wait stupid thing to say
Quote: Aaron @ November 21, 2007, 10:45 AM
Riding on the pavement is the best place to ride.
Then I hate you!
Highway code? The only book that cyclists have ever read is "How to be a tw@t on wheels"... 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 21, 2007, 5:07 AMThe cyclists I hate are the ones who insist on cycling on the pavement.
When they do this, just as they are passing me, I lean into them and shout this into their ears as loud as I possibly can:
GET ON THE FU**ING ROAD AND UNDER THAT BUS WHERE YOU BELONG YOU SELFISH FU**ING TW@T!!!
I have had a few fall off and loads of wobblers, it is particularly satisfying when they fall off into the road!
Yeah, and then they do end up under a bus and having their heads crushed and its all oh so hilarious. Then you realise that they were probably cycling on the path as it's a designated cycle path and despite signs everywhere they still get hassled by bl**dy pedestrians who think they are the only people allowed to use said path.
Sorry about that...don't know what came over me. Years of having to deal with moronic comments like the one above has got to me somewhat. I've been cycling pretty much every day since I was about eleven years old and I have never cycled through a red light, biked where not permitted or travelled without lights and yet I constantly have to deal with sh*t like that week in week out .......... grrrrrrrrrrrrr
I feel better now I've let that out :-)
Quote: Aaron @ November 20, 2007, 11:52 PMEllis-Bextor*
Isn't she married to the bassist from The Fray or summink?
She is married to the bassist from The Feeling
Quote: monkeybeard @ November 21, 2007, 2:10 PMShe is married to the bassist from The Feeling
You sure it's not The Feline?
Quote: Badge @ November 21, 2007, 3:07 PMYou sure it's not The Feline?
Purr-haps it is actually
Quote: monkeybeard @ November 21, 2007, 3:30 PMPurr-haps it is actually
Paw. Very paw.
Quote: monkeybeard @ November 21, 2007, 2:10 PMShe is married to the bassist from The Feeling
That's the one.
The police are going round at the moment arresting all pavement bicyclists you know!
You'll get caught!
Hahahahaha!
Etc.
Quote: monkeybeard @ November 21, 2007, 2:10 PMYeah, and then they do end up under a bus and having their heads crushed and its all oh so hilarious. Then you realise that they were probably cycling on the path as it's a designated cycle path and despite signs everywhere they still get hassled by bl**dy pedestrians who think they are the only people allowed to use said path.
Sorry about that...don't know what came over me. Years of having to deal with moronic comments like the one above has got to me somewhat. I've been cycling pretty much every day since I was about eleven years old and I have never cycled through a red light, biked where not permitted or travelled without lights and yet I constantly have to deal with sh*t like that week in week out .......... grrrrrrrrrrrrr
I feel better now I've let that out :-)
glad to be of service!
On those cycle paths you mention, steam must of course give way to sail!
But as a courteous cyclist (at last we've found one.. 
) you would already recognise that, wouldn't you?