Quote: chipolata @ October 1 2010, 6:23 PM BSTI'm quite excited about this. Been away too long (I don't count that Kidprentice earlier in the year).
I see one of the contestants is already in trouble.
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154812385
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 3 2010, 12:50 PM BSThttp://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s108/the-apprentice/news/a279929/apprentice-hopeful-fired-for-watching-porn.html
(It hasn't even started yet and he's already my favourite!)
Ha!
Excited about this starting. Apparently it's a sausage-fest tonight.
Ooooh I'm in tonight so I can watch it! Yey!
Yes, Lord Sir Sugar...erm, Alan...Lord Alan...Ray Alan...
Quote: sootyj @ September 28 2010, 11:12 PM BSTCan't wait.
Will they have to call him Lord SirAllan?
What companies will have that start with Ams.
YamYamstrad his Wolverhampton branch, Damnstrad who swear for busy execs, maybe even a WillCamstrad?
Shamstrad - company that was disgraced
Hamstrad - pork importers (Even Lord Sr'Alan wld do that f or a quick buck)
Jamstrad - manufacturers of preserves
Glamstrad - glamour model agency
Whambamthankyoumamstrad - whorehouse
IamwhatIamstrad - gay dating site
Dramstrad - scottish whisky producers
electroencephalogramstrad - manufactureres of devices to measure electical activity in the brain
Spamstrad - colaboration with monty python team
Mammogramstrad - manufactureres of breast screening equipment
'Amstrad - yorkshire based charcutiers.
I worked for Amstrad briefly in the 80's. F**king awful place.
I bet!
I bet he is the twat of all twats?
Apparently he's using his name to jump the queue for plastic surgery - he should have used his f**kin face -that's enough!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 6 2010, 11:46 AM BSTI worked for Amstrad briefly in the 80's. F**king awful place.
F**king chuffing hell! You get older by the thread!
He's younger than you isn't he Chip?
Quote: EllieJP @ October 6 2010, 3:52 PM BSTHe's younger than you isn't he Chip?
How very dare you!
I dared... I dared.
Dweebs!
"Everything I touch turns to sold" 
Nice.