An Immigrant Gives Thanks to the Nation Page 3

Whenever I see a thread that has had this many posts I just know it must be an argumentative one!

Ming - you asked for feedback, me and Steve Sunshine did just that. Others did as weel. It might not have been the feedback you were after.

Please don't make the mistake of several other past users and be over sensitive. I like your posts. You are obviously intelligent and quite dry. You never get a straight answer on the BCG. Irrelevant posts are all the rage. Roll with it. If you want 100% serious, this isn't the right place.

Don't become Ming the Miserable.

It reminded me of this song/poem which pops up on the internet from time to time;

"Illegal Immigrants"

I cross river,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.

Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid
It keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them
'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses
And Ford trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks.

They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!

Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
Moves away,
I buy his house,
And then I say,

'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!

Everything is
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood.

We have hobby
It called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.

If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room now
In Mexico.

Quote: Will Cam @ October 6 2010, 3:12 PM BST

Whenever I see a thread that has had this many posts I just know it must be an argumentative one!

Ming - you asked for feedback, me and Steve Sunshine did just that. Others did as weel. It might not have been the feedback you were after.

Please don't make the mistake of several other past users and be over sensitive. I like your posts. You are obviously intelligent and quite dry. You never get a straight answer on the BCG. Irrelevant posts are all the rage. Roll with it. If you want 100% serious, this isn't the right place.

Don't become Ming the Miserable.

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Believe me, Will, I can tell a constructive honest response from that of someone who's indignantly holding his handbag up to his chin and typing with his toes.

Most of the responses (including yours) have been thoroughly honest and totally acceptable to me.

You know what they say, you can't please all the people all of the time.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 6 2010, 11:48 AM BST

Don but not forgotten?

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Oh, puh-leeeese!

Don Rushmore giving a tinker's cuss about anything on this site, is soooo last season, dahling. xx

Quote: Tony Cowards @ October 6 2010, 3:30 PM BST

It reminded me of this song/poem which pops up on the internet from time to time;

"Illegal Immigrants"

I cross river,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.

Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid
It keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them
'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses
And Ford trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks.

They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!

Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
Moves away,
I buy his house,
And then I say,

'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!

Everything is
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood.

We have hobby
It called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.

If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room now
In Mexico.

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A great comedy poem: clever, funny and thought-provoking.

If you Google it, you'll find it on about about 7000 pages.

If you Google my poem, you'll find just one reference - and that's today's publication on BCG.

Still, 'from little acorns' as they say.