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Chip's just had a meeting with a chap who smelled a bit funny. On a completely different subject, has John Lucas checked in yet? ;)

Chip's just had a meeting with a chap who smelled a bit funny. On a completely different subject, has John Lucas checked in yet? ;)

Quote: chipolata @ October 4 2010, 11:01 AM BST

Chip's just had a meeting with a chap who smelled a bit funny. On a completely different subject, has John Lucas checked in yet? ;)

Chip's just had a meeting with a chap who smelled a bit funny. On a completely different subject, has John Lucas checked in yet? ;)

Yes, f**k you very much. Good morning. How was your weekend? etc.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 4 2010, 11:04 AM BST

Yes, f**k you very much. Good morning. How was your weekend? etc.

Okay. I started watching Breaking Bad, which is jolly good.

Quote: chipolata @ October 4 2010, 11:11 AM BST

Okay. I started watching Breaking Bad, which is jolly good.

It is. I've got season 2 on the DVD which I've yet to start watching.

Chip's alone in the office since everybody's gone to a funeral.

Is it your funeral and you're not actually there?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 4 2010, 3:46 PM BST

Is it your funeral and you're not actually there?

If it was my funeral it'd mean I'd had sex with you. Remember what I plan to do shortly before dying? ;)

Wasn't it have sex with my dead body?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 4 2010, 3:52 PM BST

Wasn't it have sex with my dead body?

Either way, you'll just lie there!

I'm incredibly selfish in bed. So yeah... probably.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 4 2010, 4:08 PM BST

I'm incredibly selfish in bed.

Have you been told that?

Actually, the opposite. But meh.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 4 2010, 4:12 PM BST

Actually, the opposite.

*ears prick up*

Quote: EllieJP @ October 4 2010, 4:12 PM BST

Actually, the opposite.

Bloody great show off! :P

SSSSSSSussshhhhhhh then.

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