Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:16 AM BSTYou would think that we would be designed better. I mean I would rather have a Vagina under my hair line. I am always being told I am f**ked in the head, so to experience it would be just grand.
You've got a mouth on you Charley!
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:15 AM BSTOk. Enough now.
Why? We have a right to stress about our nasty vaginas.
I'm scared of large fish. Anything bigger than my forearm is wrong.
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:17 AM BSTYou've got a mouth on you Charley!
Yea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BSTI'm scared of large fish. Anything bigger than my forearm is wrong.
Forearmed is forewarned.
Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BSTYea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.
Hang on we have strayed off topic here! 
Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BSTYea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.
HA! I don't think that's what he meant, but I'm delighted you said it.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 4 2010, 12:19 AM BSTHA! I don't think that's what he meant, but I'm delighted you said it.
I tink Charley knew what I meant 
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:20 AM BSTI tink Charley knew what I meant
You tinker.
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:19 AM BSTHang on we have strayed off topic here!
Yea sorry. Back to Vaginas then. A male friend of mine calls them slits.
Quote: zooo @ October 4 2010, 12:22 AM BSTYou tinker.
That wasn't a typo. I am a wee bit oirish!
Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:22 AM BSTYea sorry. Back to Vaginas then. A male friend of mine calls them slits.
That's not nice! Approved Nat terms are: Vagina, fachina, chiny/giny, foof, muff/moof, fanny, lady garden, front bum, hoo hoo.
Oh and squish mitten.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 4 2010, 12:25 AM BSTThat's not nice! Approved Nat terms are: Vagina, fachina, chiny/giny, foof, muff/moof, fanny, lady garden, front bum, hoo hoo.
Oh and squish mitten.
I like Min, Vagina, Fangalina Jolly, Fanny boom boom, Front Bottom, War Wound & Britains most wanted. The last one of course is based entirely on mine.
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2010, 11:31 PM BSTSo what's your boy friends name?
Quote: zooo @ October 3 2010, 11:36 PM BSTI think everyone gets that.
I'm also careful when I sneeze too. But mainly about shutting my eyes. Don't want 'em.... well, I can't even say it, it's too gross.
Is this a snot-related fear?
UPDATE: Ah just got it - you're worried your eyeballs might pop out. Could happen I suppose. I did a poo the other day that caused a Marty Feldman moment.
Quote: Marc P @ October 3 2010, 11:36 PM BSTOh come on... Lee's actually quite a nice guy!!!
Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BSTYea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.
How...what...wait, how are you even smelling guy's bums?! On what page of the Karma Sutra does it instruct you to place your nostrils in the great divide?
Actually don't answer that. I just had a Marmite sandwich. 
Ocassionally I become very conscious of my tongue and think I'm going to swallow it. And the more I think about it the more convinced I become.
Sometimes, if I think about it too much, I convince myself I can't swallow. :/
(No 'swallow' based rudenesses, please.)