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Rational and Irrational fears Page 11

Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:16 AM BST

You would think that we would be designed better. I mean I would rather have a Vagina under my hair line. I am always being told I am f**ked in the head, so to experience it would be just grand.

You've got a mouth on you Charley!

Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:15 AM BST

Ok. Enough now.

Laughing out loud
Why? We have a right to stress about our nasty vaginas.

I'm scared of large fish. Anything bigger than my forearm is wrong.

Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:17 AM BST

You've got a mouth on you Charley!

Yea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BST

I'm scared of large fish. Anything bigger than my forearm is wrong.

Forearmed is forewarned.

Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BST

Yea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.

Hang on we have strayed off topic here! :)

Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BST

Yea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.

HA! I don't think that's what he meant, but I'm delighted you said it.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 4 2010, 12:19 AM BST

HA! I don't think that's what he meant, but I'm delighted you said it.

I tink Charley knew what I meant ;)

Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:20 AM BST

I tink Charley knew what I meant

You tinker.

Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 12:19 AM BST

Hang on we have strayed off topic here! :)

Yea sorry. Back to Vaginas then. A male friend of mine calls them slits.

Quote: zooo @ October 4 2010, 12:22 AM BST

You tinker.

That wasn't a typo. I am a wee bit oirish!

Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:22 AM BST

Yea sorry. Back to Vaginas then. A male friend of mine calls them slits.

That's not nice! Approved Nat terms are: Vagina, fachina, chiny/giny, foof, muff/moof, fanny, lady garden, front bum, hoo hoo.

Oh and squish mitten.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 4 2010, 12:25 AM BST

That's not nice! Approved Nat terms are: Vagina, fachina, chiny/giny, foof, muff/moof, fanny, lady garden, front bum, hoo hoo.

Oh and squish mitten.

I like Min, Vagina, Fangalina Jolly, Fanny boom boom, Front Bottom, War Wound & Britains most wanted. The last one of course is based entirely on mine. :)

Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2010, 11:31 PM BST

So what's your boy friends name?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2010, 11:36 PM BST

I think everyone gets that.

I'm also careful when I sneeze too. But mainly about shutting my eyes. Don't want 'em.... well, I can't even say it, it's too gross.

Is this a snot-related fear?

UPDATE: Ah just got it - you're worried your eyeballs might pop out. Could happen I suppose. I did a poo the other day that caused a Marty Feldman moment.

Quote: Marc P @ October 3 2010, 11:36 PM BST

Oh come on... Lee's actually quite a nice guy!!!

:D

Quote: Charley @ October 4 2010, 12:18 AM BST

Yea but I don't like it in there. It tastes nasty & men ALWAYS have a smelly bum.

How...what...wait, how are you even smelling guy's bums?! On what page of the Karma Sutra does it instruct you to place your nostrils in the great divide?

Actually don't answer that. I just had a Marmite sandwich. Sick

Ocassionally I become very conscious of my tongue and think I'm going to swallow it. And the more I think about it the more convinced I become.

Sometimes, if I think about it too much, I convince myself I can't swallow. :/

(No 'swallow' based rudenesses, please.)

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