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Rational and Irrational fears Page 10

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2010, 11:35 PM BST

I think everyone gets that.

Oh come on... Lee's actually quite a nice guy!!!

:D

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2010, 11:36 PM BST

I'm also careful when I sneeze too. But mainly about shutting my eyes. Don't want 'em.... well, I can't even say it, it's too gross.

They tested that on Mythbusters. Doesn't happen.

Wooooo!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 3 2010, 11:40 PM BST

They tested that on Mythbusters. Doesn't happen.

Wait, how did they test it? Sick

I do worry about building upto a massive sneaze and dying of a heart attack

And forever after being known as that twat who sneezed himself to death

Read an odd fact. People whodie of poisoning are often found hiding in cupboards

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2010, 11:40 PM BST

Wooooo!

Wait, how did they test it? Sick

He just held his eyes open. It's impossible for them to come out with the pressure from a sneeze. You can do other things, including popping blood vessels, but your eyes can't pop out.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 3 2010, 11:47 PM BST

He just held his eyes open. It's impossible for them to come out with the pressure from a sneeze. You can do other things, including popping blood vessels, but your eyes can't pop out.

Ahh, I see.
I know someone who cracked a rib from either a cough or a sneeze, can't remember which.

Quote: zooo @ October 4 2010, 12:04 AM BST

Ahh, I see.
I know someone who cracked a rib from either a cough or a sneeze, can't remember which.

Not from watching Lab Rats then?

Sorry Godot by the way... but I liked Lab Rats

I really do not like other women's vaginas. I could never be a physical lesbian but I would take a few girls on in a mental way.
I hate vaginas. I do not even like my own & the only reason I touch it is despite the Eeeeeew it also makes me go Ooooooooooh.
To be fair a cock is an ugly f**ker too. Genitals in general are vile. I am just so glad we are expected to cover them up. I could sweep litter off the london streets nickerless, what with my jingle jangly bit in the middle. Infact I could probably clear that courgette shaped building in one deep breath.

Vaginas are horrid.

They are a bit worrying.

They look injured. Wound-like.

Ok. Enough now.

You would think that we would be designed better. I mean I would rather have a Vagina under my hair line. I am always being told I am f**ked in the head, so to experience it would be just grand.

Give us something less vulgar to talk about. Stat!

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