We BCGers have lived a life, some of us even leave the house, more than once a week.
So with all our years of hard earned, hard bitten experience what advice can we give?
More to the point what can we firmly say "Dude I wouldn't" about.
Sootyj says Dude I wouldn't.
1 Leave the house without a coat if you've got a really long journey home and it looks like rain.
2 Hitchhike drunk.
3 Combine any of the following in a 1 litre cocktail, sacramental wine, vodka, gin, Frosty Jacks, Thunder bird.
4 Buy a kebab from a shop where the meats been at room temparature and the owner's got more hair on his knuckles then you have on your back.
5 Assume your porn stash is safe without sufficent locks.
6 Go to your works annual conference in a Haiwan shirt and cargo shorts, when everyone else is in suits. Then ask the boss an embarassing question in the final meeting.
7 Go anywhere near Croyden.
