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Dude really I wouldn't

We BCGers have lived a life, some of us even leave the house, more than once a week.

So with all our years of hard earned, hard bitten experience what advice can we give?

More to the point what can we firmly say "Dude I wouldn't" about.

Sootyj says Dude I wouldn't.

1 Leave the house without a coat if you've got a really long journey home and it looks like rain.

2 Hitchhike drunk.

3 Combine any of the following in a 1 litre cocktail, sacramental wine, vodka, gin, Frosty Jacks, Thunder bird.

4 Buy a kebab from a shop where the meats been at room temparature and the owner's got more hair on his knuckles then you have on your back.

5 Assume your porn stash is safe without sufficent locks.

6 Go to your works annual conference in a Haiwan shirt and cargo shorts, when everyone else is in suits. Then ask the boss an embarassing question in the final meeting.

7 Go anywhere near Croyden.

Dude I really wouldn't:
Use Americanisms such as Dude when you're from London

Use the phrase "i'm just crazy I am"

Call someone elses baby ugly even if they are

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 1 2010, 8:37 PM BST

Call someone elses baby ugly even if they are

Or a varition on a theme: tell someone that you think their child might be just a little bit autistic.

Hey autisms cool!

Dude I really wouldn't.

Drink more than 3 pints if you've got to travel on more than 2 tubes homes.

Tell the truth in job applications.

Quote: sootyj @ October 1 2010, 9:53 PM BST

Drink more than 3 pints if you've got to travel on more than 2 tubes homes.

That's a Truism

Dude I really Wouldn't

Get the order of the words in the original thread the wrong way round twice.

Sing a song at karaoke that you don't really know that well.

Go to a recording of NewsJack & heckle them because they didn't accept one of your sketches.

You're turning into my inspector Javerre Monseur Sunshine?

I hope that's a good thing
Now I have to loook it up

EDIT

Misguided rather than Evil
That's me.

He's featured in Les Miserables and StarTrek DS9

Dude, I wouldn't playfight with a labrador whilst wearing no trousers. I just spent the last half hour disinfecting a nasty gash on my thigh from her raptor-like dewclaw.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 1 2010, 10:17 PM BST

Dude, I wouldn't hump the labrador whilst wearing no trousers. I just spent the last half hour disinfecting a nasty gash on my thigh from her raptor-like dewclaw.

Dude really I wouldn't post that on an internet forum.

Quote: sootyj @ October 1 2010, 10:19 PM BST

Dude really I wouldn't post that on an internet forum.

Dude really I think you're right. Huh?

Dude if the sexy black chick you are on a date with asks 'What is you favourite film?' I wouldn't reply 'Zulu'.

Quote: Timbo @ October 2 2010, 12:02 AM BST

Dude if the sexy black chick you are on a date with asks 'What is you favourite film?' I wouldn't reply 'Zulu'.

Why not? It is my favourite film !

Anyway, they won Isandlwana so it was one all in a three match test series.

Trust me, it doesn't go down well.

Quote: Timbo @ October 2 2010, 12:07 AM BST

Trust me, it doesn't go down well.

You did it ?

:O

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