Greetings fellow horses. Today I bring you great news from France. Apparently local horses have turned on their masters and have started to eat them. A Frenchman would be a bit oniony for my taste but I would persevere as a show of solidarity. Alas, I hear that in Afghanistan those Taliban rotters have forced a female horse into wearing a burqa. What next? Suicide horse bombers. To answer a foals question. No you can't get a vaulting horse pregnant..a thought for today a pantomime horse is for Christmas not for life. In my next update, "i was a mare trapped inside a stallions body" how a kind vet helped a confused horse with a gender realignment operation. Adios and may the horse be with you
