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Who do you fancy? Page 568

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 23 2010, 11:39 PM BST

My doctors are trying to decide if my kidney is shutting down or if it's just being difficult. I've got a bunch of tests tomorrow and next Friday. I miss being here, but I've been so busy with stupid stuff.

Erk. Sounds really nasty. Hope it's just being stubborn and they can sort it for you!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 4:05 PM BST

Ha - no, off to Holland tomorrow... was just too excited.

I can't draw a picture of him. It would look like this.

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That's me! Oooh, didn't know you felt that way, but yes, most women do.

Is it just me or does anyone else not understand the Nigella Lawson thing?

Quote: bigfella @ September 30 2010, 8:11 PM BST

Is it just me or does anyone else not understand the Nigella Lawson thing?

She's a bit tarty.

She's a bit 50

Quote: bigfella @ September 30 2010, 8:17 PM BST

She's a bit 50

*shrug* I don't watch Tv. It's just what I hear.

It's the painful attempt to sexualise a cooking show that annoys me. Stop being so whorey you smug cow *facepunch*.

But she's 50!

Quote: bigfella @ September 30 2010, 8:51 PM BST

But she's 50!

SHIT ME. I thought you were just being funny, but I just looked it up. Bloody nora.

I like her!

Not that way, natch.

Quote: zooo @ September 30 2010, 8:55 PM BST

I like her!

Not that way, natch.

Yeah you do, you big lesbinim.

Nooooooooooooooo!

Surely I wouldn't go for a cougar if I was a lesbikon...

Quote: zooo @ September 30 2010, 8:55 PM BST

I like her!

Not that way, snatch.

:O

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 30 2010, 8:54 PM BST

SHIT ME. I thought you were just being funny, but I just looked it up. Bloody nora.

Is just not right is it.

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