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The thread where Chipolata says goodbye... Page 13

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2010, 12:42 AM BST

I too was pleasantly pleased - if not a little surprised too. I think that, to an extent, something I (wisely) said some years about this place is true... i.e. a forum like this is its members.

*nods sagely at own remark*

Yeah dream on Walker, the day you can parody anything I write is the day they let out a notch on your straitjacket. :D

Quote: Badge @ September 30 2010, 12:49 AM BST

I see the original poster has been re-named "Chipolata". Seems strange to see him there with only one post to his name.

EDIT Oops I was only looking with one eye.

Eye Eye sir..

:D

Who dun that. Has the FBI given him a new identity?

Re the title of this thread.

May I add a contribution from Gilbert and Sullivan?

General. Then why this delay?

Police. All right, we go.

All. Yes, forward on the foe!

Yes, forward on the foe!

General. Yes, but you don't go!

Police. We go, we go

All. Yes, forward on the foe!

Yes, forward on the foe!

General. Yes, but you don't go!

Police. We go, we go

All. At last they go!

At last they really go!

Do you have to?

I couldn't have put it better myself...

Oooh!

Not aimed at Chip.

Merely how long does this go on?

Until his reinstatement? Tomorrow is fine by me.

How long do I have to insult Chip in this thread before he comes back and attempts a comeback?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 30 2010, 1:17 AM BST

How long do I have to insult Chip in this thread before he comes back and attempts a comeback?

You could have quite a wait.

Personally, if I ever decided to leave the BCG, that would be that. For good. End of.

Me too.

I took a few months away from this forum recently.

Nobody noticed.

Perhaps next time I should announce it in advance or repeatedly call Aaron a c**t or something.

Worth a try. (I would have noticed, had I been here then.)

I wish I had a big bag of Wotsits to munch on. That would be awesome right now.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 30 2010, 1:32 AM BST

Worth a try. (I would have noticed, had I been here then.)

In the absence of a big kiss smiley... *big kiss*

(polluting Chip's thread with gayness! Bwahaha!)

To be honest, I hope Chip takes a nice long break from here. It would give me time to achieve my goal and usurp him as the BCG's most loved, respected and valued member. I've been the "nearly man" far too long - the Gordon to his Tony.

Seriously though, I hope to see Chip back here very soon. :)

(See what a wonderful person I am?)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2010, 1:40 AM BST

To be honest, I hope Chip takes a nice long break from here. It would give me time to achieve my goal and usurp him as the BCG's most loved, respected and valued member.

You'll need an avatar first. Or persuade Badge and all the other naked posters to adopt avatars so you can be the only one without one.

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