Arseholes most of them. Solo cyclists are fine, its the ones that are in groups of 2 or more.
Why do many of them decide to ride side by side & take over the road.
I am going to run the fookers down.
Cyclists!
I don't think it's legal for them to ride side by side is it?
I believe that means you can run them down with impunity.
In my cycling provision (I think that's what it was called) lessons, I was told that a good cyclist keeps as close to the kerb as possible, and doesn't wobble or weave. 
Many times I've almost been run over by cyclists going through red lights. Not in groups, but solo cyclists.
Multiple Cyclists riding side by side makes them easier to see. Especially if they wera the god awful luminous cycling tops.
Makes it far easier to mow them down. Therefore cyclists should be forced to ride about in groups of 3 or more. Ideally riding towards me in a ten pin bowling formation.... Stike!!!
Sounds like a good 5-point earner.
Oi! I'm a cyclist! Although I did like the ten pin bowling comment.
Luckily I never have to cycle on roads, I have a spooky forrest path that takes me all the way to work...it's sort of like that forest in the wizard of Oz where the Lion lives.
Is there a ginger bread house made out of...ginger?
The buses in London purposefully try to ram the bikes off the road. I do think cyclists in London are taking their life in their hands. As proved on Top Gear though it's the best way to get across London.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 20, 2007, 4:03 PMIs there a ginger bread house made out of...ginger?
Maybe, I usually keep my head down and cycle fast (relatively speaking of course!) just in case the flying monkeys chase me.
Well I did send them after you! They will get you eventually!
Fly my pretties flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
i had a dream last night where i kept cycling to blackpool. once, i was cycling on the beach and my front wheel got caught in a hole. i thought i was going to crash but my bike went through a complete 360 degree loop and landed upright again.
All Cyclists should be made to travel through spooky wooded areas.
I can't ride a bike I wibble & wobble. Saying that I have never really wanted too. When i was 10 my parents brought me one for christmas. It was this bright pink thing & I never asked for it. I cried when I saw it. My parents thought through happiness.
I rode it once, fell off & still have the scar today. The seat scraped my crotch & gave me my first orgasm. No wonder I ended up such a whore! I blame my parents.
They are fully responsible for the woman I have become. If I hadn't had that bike I would have been a journalist.
Quote: johnny roulette @ November 20, 2007, 4:10 PMi had a dream last night where i kept cycling to blackpool. once, i was cycling on the beach and my front wheel got caught in a hole. i thought i was going to crash but my bike went through a complete 360 degree loop and landed upright again.
I'd like Freud to have a look at that one! 
Quote: EllieJP @ November 20, 2007, 4:03 PMThe buses in London purposefully try to ram the bikes off the road.
No, it's just that they're f**king shit and bend in places that they shouldn't!
Quote: Charley @ November 20, 2007, 4:12 PMThe seat scraped my crotch & gave me my first orgasm. No wonder I ended up such a whore! I blame my parents.
They are fully responsible for the woman I have become. If I hadn't had that bike I would have been a journalist.
Quote: Aaron @ November 20, 2007, 4:40 PMNo, it's just that they're f**king shit and bend in places that they shouldn't!
What on earth bends in places it shouldn't?