British Comedy Guide

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Godot Taxis is a front for the russian mafia...

Mgreene908 is a rear entrance for the Russian Mafia

Ming the Mirthless lives in Windy Millers arse crack.

Elephants go to Roscoff's bedroom to die. Then he bums them.

Will Cam is Watford's oldest man, despite never living in or going to Watford.

Only the crumbliest tastiest chocolate, tastes like Nat Wicks never tasted before (she actually tastes of tramp).

Whenever there's a Penalty Shootout on Telly, Will Cam makes his family all stand arm in arm on the edge of a penalty area he drew on his carpet.

Steve Sunshine was the shopkeeper in Mr Ben.

Roscoff wishes he was Richard Herring. Unfortunately he is Richard Madely.

Will Cam once put a microphone up his bum bum because he thought he might be able to hear the ocean.

Nat Wicks uses a unisex name on this board in an attempt to attract honest reviews.

Whenever Ming wishes to cheer himself up he watches Bambi backwards

Steve Sunshine is in great demand at real-life Star Trek conventions as he bears an uncanny resemblance to one of its stars.

Unfortunately, it's Lieutenant Uhura.

Ming the Mirthless carries around the following list which he recites over and over, fearing that to stop doing so would result in rheumatoid fishcakery:

Turnpike
Krumble (sic)
Not mine
Karsher power washer
MFI's not dead
Special Constable Sergeant
Mole
MJPPY
Unfurled inspection
Flunge

What an absolute nut-job (other non-PC insults are also available from all good book sellers)

Will Cam was head hunted by the Wantage u17 girls rugby team for the key position of half-time orange.

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