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The thread where Chipolata says goodbye... Page 11

Outside where? What, outside the internet? How we bleedin' well supposed to that that, eh? EH?

Damn. You've bested me, Lucas. *shakes fist*

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 28 2010, 12:14 AM BST

Oh, very well...

*breaks wind and falls over in an amusing fashion*

;)

Could you do your Tommy Cooper impression as well, please?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 28 2010, 9:48 AM BST

Damn. You've bested me, Lucas. *shakes fist*

Yeah. I've won the...something...or other...

Quote: Kenneth @ September 28 2010, 9:49 AM BST

Could you do your Tommy Cooper impression as well, please?

Oh, don't encourage him...

Quote: Kenneth @ September 28 2010, 9:49 AM BST

Could you do your Tommy Cooper impression as well, please?

*puts on f-ing fez*

*starts sweating profusely*

*falls over backwards*

*swallows tongue, leading to snoring*

*audience laughter & applause*

*Her Majesty's Theatre curtain hastily drops*

NOT THAT BIT!

I can do Eric Morecambe as well... :)

Laughing out loud

Do your Peter Kay!

Quote: zooo @ September 28 2010, 6:16 PM BST

NOT THAT BIT!

Quite. Mr Walker, if you're still present, could you please do your impression of Michael Caine in The Italian Job - the line immediately after the bullion van blows up? Thanks.

Quote: Kenneth @ September 29 2010, 11:12 AM BST

Quite. Mr Walker, if you're still present, could you please do your impression of Michael Caine in The Italian Job - the line immediately after the bullion van blows up? Thanks.

Micheal: "Argh for f**k sake I got payments left on that!"

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 28 2010, 6:13 PM BST

*puts on f-ing fez*

*starts sweating profusely*

*falls over backwards*

*swallows tongue, leading to snoring*

*audience laughter & applause*

*Her Majesty's Theatre curtain hastily drops*

That was the only time I laughed at Tommy Cooper.

Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2010, 11:15 AM BST

Micheal: "Argh for f**k sake I got payments left on that!"

Excellent impression. Can you do a Sid James laugh?

I'd like to thank all the chip fans who PM'd me for trying to use my non-existent influence over Aaron to reverse the ban. Thank you. I am of course joking, no one PM'd me. Quite extraordinary. Still I didn't do it for a backslapping.

As a 'chip fan' I'd like to publicly (and privately) thank you for sticking your neck out.

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