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ooooo new website sections.

Robyn is cooold and uni was a bit silly.

Nil just showed me his boobies.

You love it.

Still doesn't explain the third nipple.

Sorry, that was a rice crispie.

And that explains why you ate it!

That was how I found out! Pity I'd already eaten one of the others.

Quote: DaButt @ September 27 2010, 3:35 AM BST

That's always seemed like a strange aircraft.

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Stretch the design lengthwise and voila: A Concorde.

You can help keep her flying.

http://www.vulcantothesky.org/

Quote: Charley @ September 27 2010, 3:43 AM BST

I am off for a poo in a mo & I shall be wiping my arse with kitchen towel or my husbands socks as we are out of Charming.

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Do we really need to know that...

Quote: bigfella @ September 27 2010, 6:54 AM BST

Ah, the Vulcan. A proper plane. Did the ground shake as normal on take off?

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Indeedy

But it also did that for the Tornado that followed it.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 27 2010, 9:37 AM BST

I might keep hold of it for a while, but in all likeliness I'm going to kill it now.

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"
I was sitting in a public loo inventing a joke about the light in there and idly watching MM's Comedy Roadshow on my iPod, as you do.

And dammit he made a joke about lights in public loos.. He stole my joke..

I was fuming...

And then the light went out!
"

I just saw some pornography. The internet was the last place I'd expect that sort of stuff.

Quote: billwill @ September 28 2010, 1:18 AM BST

I was sitting in a public loo inventing a joke about the light in there and idly watching MM's Comedy Roadshow on my iPod, as you do.

And dammit he made a joke about lights in public loos.. He stole my joke..

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He's notorious for that is McIntyre. I saw him use a very solid bit of observational comedy I'd written, which went along the lines of - "Have you ever noticed that when you breathe in... sooner or later you're forced to breathe out again? What is the explanation for this?".

Plagiarising little c**t.

I used to walk around with a punchable face. Then McIntyre came along. That bastard!

Was going to stay on here and see what is going on, but I just dropped a large spoonful of ice cream into my cleavage in front of my kids and now they are all hysterically laughing and won't go to bed. Oh well.

I am adding "From Skynet" to my work emails in order to convince people I am a Terminator.