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The thread where Chipolata says goodbye... Page 10

Quote: bigfella @ September 26 2010, 5:56 PM BST

Great post Mark. Wonderfully handled.

You've got to be joking :)

Quote: zooo @ September 26 2010, 5:58 PM BST

Laughing out loud
If this is true, can you send it anyway?

Yes it's true - I sent it before Mark's post. Aaron already replied to me.

And I don't even like Chip. The bastard never agrees with me and he's alway blathering on about something I'm not interested in. And I don't like the women in his avatars with their Airfix noses. Oh I said that.

Whilst I'm not Chip's biggest fan, I'm glad his ban isn't permanent. I did not agree with the situation one jot.

Quote: zooo @ September 25 2010, 11:47 PM BST

A fine figure of a man!
I only just realised, if you cover up the stupid hair - he looks just like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince.

You, Mrs, are a bleedin' genius. You've rocked my world.

Can anyone else hear the sound of backpedalling?

No, but I can hear the distant sound of needless shit-stirring... ;)

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 24 2010, 9:47 PM BST

I think Will and John Lucas are missing Chip, I got 2 friend requests on Facebook from 2 guys I don't know, can you vouch for them?

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Quote: AngieBaby @ September 24 2010, 10:18 PM BST

Anyhow I just did an image view on Dirty Old Men.

Yeah. Cheers for that.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 27 2010, 1:55 PM BST

Yeah. Cheers for that.

Frankly, I'm surprised you're still around, John. I assumed you and Chip had some kind of BCG suicide pact? Was expecting you both to be found dead in a Vauxhall Astra - with signs on the windows warning rescuers that a 'Best Of Russell Howard' CD was still playing on the stereo.

(Satire, see...?)

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2010, 11:49 PM BST

(Satire, see...?)

Huh?

Quote: Leevil @ September 28 2010, 12:12 AM BST

Huh?

Oh, very well...

*breaks wind and falls over in an amusing fashion*

;)

Laughing out loud

Good times!

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2010, 11:49 PM BST

Frankly, I'm surprised you're still around, John. I assumed you and Chip had some kind of BCG suicide pact? Was expecting you both to be found dead in a Vauxhall Astra - with signs on the windows warning rescuers that a 'Best Of Russell Howard' CD was still playing on the stereo.

(Satire, see...?)

Suicide? Fair play. Russell Howard? How very dare you. Sir!

Because Catherine Tate references are much better..

You f**kin' startin' Wicks? Ain't it bad enough that I'm bereft of Chip love?

Actually, yeah, I am starting! Lets take this outside, MISTER.

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