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The thread where Chipolata says goodbye... Page 8

*high-five*

I am siding with Aaron. That will teach Chip not to name check me.

I'd have done the same.

Hey wait a minute you guys.......

What if Aaron was really chip!? .......

Like an episode of the twilight zone........

Two personalities split from one thanks to a gypsy's curse when he refused to hand over a family heirloom amulet to an old woman who called at his door.

One anal about punctuation

One with a punctured anus

Maybe the episode has just ended. Aaron had lost his job, his car, his girlfriend and was in rags in the woods being chased by chip (manifested into a giant cock with carol Vorderman's face). Just as Chip was about to butt feed him Aaron threw the amulet in the air. The old woman appeared and caught it, turned into a crow and flew away. Aaron opened his eyes and Chip had disappeared! His phone beeped and he saw a message from Zooo. She wanted him back. Everything was alright. The text contained several grammatical errors but surprisingly that no longer bothered him. He did however have an overwhelming urge to tell a nun to go and f**k herself,

The End.....................or is it?......

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Quote: frikandel @ September 25 2010, 9:55 PM BST

Aaron really is indeed a twat.

Who are you again?...

Quote: frikandel @ September 25 2010, 9:55 PM BST

Aaron really is indeed a twat.

How very rude.

But very true.

Well miaow! You do sadden me so.

Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2010, 11:18 PM BST

But very true.

Not necessarily right all the time, but not true

Quote: Will Cam @ September 25 2010, 11:24 PM BST

Not necessarily right all the time, but not true

I'll meet ya in the middle. :)

*likes Will better than smelly Leevil*

Do I displease you because I'm not a vegan and/or drug fiend, Leevil? I can't tell you how disappointed I am...

Quote: zooo @ September 25 2010, 11:29 PM BST

*likes Will better than smelly Leevil*

:) hard luck Leevil

Quote: Aaron @ September 25 2010, 11:30 PM BST

Do I displease you because I'm not a vegan and/or drug fiend, Leevil? I can't tell you how disappointed I am...

Say whaaat?! Well if you try hard enough you can be the bestest drug fiended vegan ever. It's pretty easy to score some tofu.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 25 2010, 11:31 PM BST

:) hard luck Leevil

Most of those 40001+ posts were followed by a LOL from me. Teary And this is the thanks I get!! Waaa!

Then don't diss mah boyfriend, beyatch.

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I miss being on 40,000. :(
I felt special.

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