the sweet shop.

Man walks into a newsagents’.
He stands looking at the large display of sweets and chocolate bars on offer.

The sales assistant is wobbling with anticipation next to the slush machine.

Man:Hiya mate. Can I have some chocolate please?

SAf course you can. Now what can I get you?

Man:Errm…Can I have a topic please?

SA:certainly. I’ve got geography or current affairs.

Man:heh heh... yes very good. No a topic please.

SA:How about science and nature.

Man:Listen I’m in a bit of a hurry…

SA:TV and drama!

Man:Give me the bloody topic!

The sales assistant sucks in his cheeks and stares at the man while he hands over the chocolate bar.

SA:Anything else?

ManSighs) a twirl and a boost.

The sales assistant spins around twice and stands smiling at the man.

SAJovial) you look smashing and the day can only get better!

Man**s off!

The man walks out.

OOoooh I want a packet of male - teasers Sorry!

Anyway - good!

I'm not sure why, but I liked very much 'wobbling with anticipation.'

A ripple of applause

I thought it was Trebormendous !