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Male Circumcision Page 5

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Quote: Lee Henman @ September 24 2010, 3:16 AM BST

I think with female circumcision they remove the whole lot

It varies from country to country, ethnicity and tribe. In some places it is indeed the barbaric removal of the entire labia minora and the clitoris. Or the dangerous practice of infibulation. In other cultures it's only a ceremonial prick with a needle (no mutilation or surgery) to signify that a girl can enter womanhood.

Quote: PhQnix @ September 24 2010, 1:43 PM BST

Did Aaron make your lunch again, zooo?

>_<

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2010, 1:31 PM BST

Oh good. Never waste a sammich!

Wise.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 24 2010, 9:24 AM BST

Let the baby grow up and decide if it wants a penile snip. Otherwise, leave it the f**k alone.

Very few boys will reach adulthood and decide they want to get the end of their knob hacked off! Some may do it for religious reasons, especially if they are marrying a serious Muslim or Jewish girl and have to convert to her religion. Baby boys won't remember or complain or suffer long-term damage if circumcised when they're babies. Jews have the right idea - if it must be done, do it when the baby boy is 8 days old. I feel sorry for the Muslim boys who generally have to wait until they're 13 to get circumcised as a necessary rite of passage/religion - as they will remember the pain and discomfort.

Oh. God. Why did you give us foreskin's if you want us to hack them off? Are you taking the piss?

Quote: Kenneth @ September 24 2010, 2:23 PM BST

Jews have the right idea - if it must be done, do it when the baby boy is 8 days old.

Unless it's for some medical reason, it never 'must' be done.

Quote: Leevil @ September 24 2010, 2:25 PM BST

Oh. God. Why did you give us foreskin's if you want us to hack them off? Are you taking the piss?

Or, Mr God, are the people who do it on religious grounds just complete mentals?

Unless you're sure the kid is going to be a bastard.

Reading between the lines it would seem that Jews and Muslims make better lovers than Christians.

Quote: Juan Kerr @ September 24 2010, 10:43 AM BST

You wouldn't have a baby tattooed, would you?
;) Is this socially unacceptable or something?

Why is it socially acceptable to pierce a young child's ears?

It's not. Stupid chavs.

Quote: DaButt @ September 24 2010, 2:56 PM BST

Why is it socially acceptable to pierce a young child's ears?

It's really not. It should be illegal.

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 24 2010, 2:42 PM BST

Reading between the lines it would seem that Jews and Muslims make better lovers than Christians.

Hello

What about atheists and agnostics...?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 24 2010, 1:20 PM BST

This thread was dull until sooty started talking about his winky so much. It's ruined my lunch I wish I could be hwith him or be him :(

and hello to you too!

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