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The thread where Chipolata says goodbye...

WTF? I come to log on this morning and find I'm banned! So I thought I'd create an account just to say toodlepip properly. Ayyy!!!!! Cool

Firstly, I'm not surprised I was banned. Sadly, Aaron has had a problem with me for a while. Last year he closed down my original "Current radio comedy..." thread purely for spite. He also banned me for one morning for reasons I still can't fathom. And he regularly snipes at me in his rather joyless carping posts. Indeed, it was one of these petty posts that I responded to yesterday, and posted my "joke". I then thought better of it, partly because it was on the line, but mainly because it wasn't a great joke. Then, when Aaron came on line later he goaded me yet again, so I responded in kind. The rest is history.

Anyhoo, I've been here nearly four years and I've enjoyed it a lot. It's a nice community and I've enjoyed popping in to escape the pressures of work etc. It's surprising how relaxing it is talking to you guys about god, work-experience girls and satsumas!

There's a lot of funny talented people here that I've enjoyed either interacting with or just reading their posts. In no particular order they are John Lucas 101, Leevil, Scatterbrained Floozy, Nil Putters, bushbaby, Marc P, zooo, Graham Bandage, Paul W, bigfella, Charley, Chappers, Griff, AndreaLynn, Tim Walker, Gavin, John Lucas 101, Sootyj, Steve Sunshine, Ian Woolf, Lee Henman, billwill, phQinx, Alan C, Godot Taxis, David Bussell, Matthew Stott, John Lucas 101, dannyjb1, oldrocker, Rob H, Will Cam, Dolly Dagger, swerytd, Slag A, Mark, DaButt, John Lucas 101, Dr Mato, Huge Bear, Renegade Carpark and, of course, Ellie!

And that's it! I can't waste all day on an internet forum! ;)

Bye. Wave

Teary X billions

So long, and good luck, even if I wasn't on the list of people you like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrfY7RNaBjw&feature=fvsr

Who will John Lucas and Ellie flirt with now? WHO?! Wave

catcha later mate. The exiles are all on twitter come join us lol!

@Gavin_J

You'll be missed, Chip, we had our differences at times but in the end I came to really enjoy your presence on this forum. I'm not sure what it was you said to get youself banned but can it really be as bad as posting of a new member that their partner is a paedophile? You must have really pushed the boat out.

Wave

*blows kiss*

Don't go, chip! You're too entertaining! Well, at least email me...

Dan

PS You seem to have missed John Lucas 101 off that list. He'll be narked...

Quote: swerytd @ September 24 2010, 10:10 AM BST

PS You seem to have missed John Lucas 101 off that list. He'll be narked...

He's there, last line, last paragraph of names.

I was a bit sad until I realised it was just another list I was omitted from. Rolling eyes

Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2010, 9:58 AM BST

I'm not sure what it was you said to get youself banned but can it really be as bad as posting of a new member that their partner is a paedophile? You must have really pushed the boat out.

Er actually, good f**king point.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2010, 10:14 AM BST

He's there, last line, last paragraph of names.

He's there twice David I think was the point :)

Sad, sad day. :(

Banned :O

Don't really know what you did Chip. Must have been pretty severe judging by some of the stuff we have all got away with. Why don't you appeal on the same grounds that woman who has just been executed in USA did (IQ of a banana). Oh wait...she failed.

Well if you don't get back, good luck, prosper. May your beard grow long, and get caught in a lathe.
Wave

Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2010, 9:58 AM BST

You'll be missed, Chip, we had our differences at times but in the end I came to really enjoy your presence on this forum. I'm not sure what it was you said to get youself banned but can it really be as bad as posting of a new member that their partner is a paedophile? You must have really pushed the boat out.

This.

I am going to miss you Chip. Lovey Teary

Quote: Will Cam @ September 24 2010, 10:25 AM BST

Banned :O

Don't really know what you did Chip. Must have been pretty severe judging by some of the stuff we have all got away with. Why don't you appeal on the same grounds that woman who has just been executed in USA did (IQ of a banana). Oh wait...she failed.

Well if you don't get back, good luck, prosper. May your beard grow long, and get caught in a lathe.
Wave

She had an IQ 72that's better than most of the governmet.

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