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My 6 kegs, regulator, taps, manifold and CO2 tanks have arrived. Soon I'll be serving my homemade beer from a tap and will never have to fill another bottle with beer. :)

Quote: Gavin @ September 23 2010, 11:20 PM BST

You are Ninja.

I bloody am aswell.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 11:19 PM BST

*still pretending to be unconscious*

(tee hee hee)

:O
Well, I am off to bed in a huff!

Quote: DaButt @ September 23 2010, 11:21 PM BST

My 6 kegs, regulator, taps, manifold and CO2 tanks have arrived. Soon I'll be serving my homemade beer from a tap and will never have to fill another bottle with beer. :)

Have you got a name for your home brew?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 23 2010, 11:22 PM BST

:O
Well, I am off to bed in a huff!

It's a compliment Teary

It'll all end in Ninja tears....oh wait.

Quote: Gavin @ September 23 2010, 11:22 PM BST

Have you got a name for your home brew?

I haven't even thought about that yet. I've never made the same recipe twice, but I guess I should consider names once I've settled down a bit.

Old Bongwater, perhaps?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 23 2010, 11:22 PM BST

:O
Well, I am off to bed in a Nat!

This place is sordid!

and Dabutt is auitioning for the Dukes of Hazard

My great grandfather was a moonshiner during prohibition. I guess it was a very exciting time. He called his moonshine "Stella's Brew." I'm sure my great grandmother loved that.

Was Stella their next door neighbour?

No, Stella was my great grandmother. The family legend goes that he got caught once and the cops asked what his moonshine was called and he used the name Stella's Brew in the hopes that she would get in trouble instead of him...he wasn't the smartest of my relatives.

No Chip, Renegade lost somewhere, Mr B and the Bear gone. Where will it end? :(

Mr B and the Bear?

Quote: Gavin @ September 23 2010, 11:22 PM BST

Have you got a name for your home brew?

Da Keg

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We were in Tescos earlier on and they were putting Christmas stuff out. My excited 8 year old said "Santa really exists doesn't he Dad?". I asked him why he was asking and he said his friend told him that it's really Mum and Dad who put the mince pie and sherry out. I said yeah, that's true, but only to make Christmas more magic. He stopped in his tracks and said "So everyone's been lying, Santa's fake then?". Honestly, he looked so upset. Didn't know what to say so I just muttered something about him being the Spirit Of Christmas. He's been really quiet all night. I knew this day would come :(

I've said it before but I hate the way we have to lie to our kids about Santa.

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