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Quote: Leevil @ September 23 2010, 8:03 PM BST

Sorry guys, don't want to sound like a knob but I really don't want to talk about it at this time.

BF, I'll send you a PM when I get the chance with some tips, guides whatever.

Teary :P Fine :)

So.... Who's doing the tea?

You are. You seem full of answers tonight.

You are. You seem full of answers tonight.

I'm having an Indian takeaway. Yay for birthdays!

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 8:06 PM BST

You are. You seem full of answers tonight.

I'll do the tea. Bigfella you animate this sequence for me I'm fed up to the back teeth of it.

Quote: Leevil @ September 23 2010, 8:07 PM BST

I'm having an Indian takeaway. Yay for birthdays!

I have Chinese. A small one.

Quote: Gavin @ September 23 2010, 8:07 PM BST

I'll do the tea. Bigfella you animate this sequence for me I'm fed up to the back teeth of it.

Okay, give me five minutes.

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 8:09 PM BST

Okay, give me five minutes.

Lol if you could do it in 5. I'll pay you £75.

I've been trying to decide all day if I should get a franking machine or not.

You save at least 7p a letter.

But it costs £20 a month and then £6.80 eveytime you top up. And then the ink.

Quote: Gavin @ September 23 2010, 8:11 PM BST

Lol if you could do it in 5. I'll pay you £75.

Call it £80 and we have a deal.

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 8:13 PM BST

I've been trying to decide all day if I should get a franking machine or not.

You save at least 7p a letter.

But it costs £20 a month and then £6.80 eveytime you top up. And then the ink.

Yeh then you have maintenance ontop. How many letters do you send a day?

Who are you going with that charge you to top it up?

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 8:13 PM BST

I've been trying to decide all day if I should get a wanking machine or not.

You save at least 7p a french letter.

But it costs £20 a month and then £6.80 eveytime you top up. And then the stink.

Call it £80 and we have a deal.

I always prefer the personal touch

Sorry can't resist open goals

Quote: Gavin @ September 23 2010, 8:16 PM BST

Yeh then you have maintenance ontop. How many letters do you send a day?

Who are you going with that charge you to top it up?

No maintance is included.

Pitney Bowes.

Yes - it should be a straight issue of the maths. But the answer is I don't really know. More than I have been, cos I should be marketing more speaking stuff, but still probably only about 400 a month.

But then it also looks more professional. Especially if I start targeting corporate boys.

Anyway where is this bloody tea Gavin?

:P It's boiling.

I have a four pack of beer, a bag of bombay mix, and I'm about to watch this movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIxcVzwLR1k

Happy days.

Quote: Gavin @ September 23 2010, 9:11 PM BST

:P It's boiling.

With what? A fag lighter underneath it?

Quote: Leevil @ September 23 2010, 8:07 PM BST

I'm having an Indian takeaway. Yay for birthdays!

Red Indian (Native American) takeaway might be interesting.

Stewed Coyote and Buffalo Steak with Corn cobs.

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