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Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 5:33 PM BST

Cake, like chocolate, is the devil's work.

You should start a cake selling business Mr Leevil sir, you seem to be good at it.

So when you taking Lord Sirallans job on the aprentice?

Could I be a Nick or Margaret?

Cup cakes is where the big money is at though. Weddings.

But cakes can be done at Farmers Markets, boot fairs, the like.

Supplying to sandwich shops.

Oh the possibilities!!!!

Quote: sootyj @ September 23 2010, 5:47 PM BST

So when you taking Lord Sirallans job on the aprentice?

Could I be a Nick or Margaret?

You'd make an excellent Margaret.

You saucy devil! It's my scoweling isn't it?

But yeh bespoke or artisan cupcakes are where the money is.

Make 'em half the size and sell them as diet ones.

Leevil has disappeared. Thats the last we will see of him till he appears on dragons den.

As a dragon.

"I made my millions in Pineapple Upside Cake. I'm Out."

Actually what the hell am I talking about?

Do Sandwiches as well Leevil. You'll be in heaven.

Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2010, 5:34 PM BST

On the plus side, it's thundering and lightninging outside! :D

Everyone's got bloody thunder except us!

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2010, 6:17 PM BST

Everyone's got bloody thunder except us!

God's angry with you!
I don't blame him.

Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2010, 6:23 PM BST

God's angry with you!
I don't blame him.

What did I do?
Aside from not believing in him and slagging him off.

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2010, 6:27 PM BST

What did I do?

I don't want to even start that post!

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 6:15 PM BST

Leevil has disappeared. Thats the last we will see of him till he appears on dragons den.

As a dragon.

"I made my millions in Pineapple Upside Cake. I'm Out."

Actually what the hell am I talking about?

Do Sandwiches as well Leevil. You'll be in heaven.

Oh, believe me. The sandwich idea has been brewing for a while now.

Quote: Leevil @ September 23 2010, 4:45 PM BST

Think he might kill his father-not-in-law with the birthday cake he just made for him.

And it's not even finished yet, there's chocolate Brazil nuts for the top.

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That's a full-sized dinner plate btw.

Cake - or poo?

Poo-cake of course!

Is it part of a dirty protest?

Has he had it yet?

The dirtiest!

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2010, 7:20 PM BST

Has he had it yet?

No, he's just got back from work. He hasn't seen it yet. He opened his presents which was loads of chocolate treats. So yes, lots of chocs for him.

Quote: Leevil @ September 23 2010, 7:16 PM BST

Oh, believe me. The sandwich idea has been brewing for a while now.

Rolling eyes

Then why not DO it.

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