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Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 3:22 PM BST

Well I haven't kissed a girl for at least 4 years... where as at Uni I was averaging one a week.

I miss kissing girls. On the whole we're much better kissers.

Also, there is awesome thunder!

And why did Chip delete his message? Anyway very comfortable.

I think Gav is going to blow a gasket in a minute.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 3:25 PM BST

I miss kissing girls. On the whole we're much better kissers.

Agreed! Plus it's fun.

When we went away on tour, I was tour kisser and I had to get about 50 kisses a night... meaning I kissed about 250 people in 5 days.... probably about 100 were girls.

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 3:26 PM BST

I think Gav is going to blow a gasket in a minute.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

What is a tour kisser?

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 3:26 PM BST

And why did Chip delete his message?

Cos he has good instincts.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 3:26 PM BST

Agreed! Plus it's fun.

When we went away on tour, I was tour kisser and I had to get about 50 kisses a night... meaning I kissed about 250 people in 5 days.... probably about 100 were girls.

Thats more girls than I have kissed in 34 years. :(

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2010, 3:27 PM BST

Cos he has good instincts.

:O

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 3:27 PM BST

What is a tour kisser?

We went as part of our team, and each person had a challenge. Someone was tour stripper, tour thief, person in charge of drink etc. And I got tour kisser.

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 3:28 PM BST

Thats more girls than I have kissed in 34 years. :(

I was quite ill afterwards.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 3:29 PM BST

I was quite ill afterwards.

Yes, it was probably The Aids!

Yer dirty cahhh!

I'm drinking some Innocent Smoothie, unlike Elile who seems like a whole other kind of smoothie.

Anyway I don't rate this drink much, I mean it's nice but nothing anyone couldn't do themselves.

This is a shit hot thunder storm. Forked lightening and everything.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 3:25 PM BST

I miss kissing girls. On the hole we're much better kissers.

How many girls have you kissed on the Hole?

Was that the gist of Chips Deleted post?

The development of this thread reminds me of this old The Onion article...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bar-skanks-announce-plans-to-kiss,2228/

Laughing out loud

:D

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