Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 2:02 PM BSTNo, since we made our PA redundant I have to cover reception 2 times a day.
Are you wearing Secretary girl outfit?
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Ha - no...
Shame.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 2:05 PM BSTHa - no...
That's that image broken 
I am in a nice dress, hair up and glasses... but that's it.
Mr Gav, go and have a lie down, you seem all hot and bothered.
Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 2:16 PM BSTMr Gav, go and have a lie down, you seem all hot and bothered.
Haha Afternoon Mr Bigfella. How you doing matey 
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 2:15 PM BSTI am in a nice dress, hair up and glasses... but that's it.
Phwoooooarr!! (Where's your hair up?)
Quote: David Bussell @ September 23 2010, 1:24 PM BSTHow does this keep happening?
Because the adverts are selected contextually; i.e. the text of the page is scanned for key words and then related adverts are chosen. Unfortunately, it's not - in some cases - too clever about how it determines that context and suitability...
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 2:15 PM BSTI am in a nice dress, hair up and glasses... but that's it.
I didn't know you wore glasses. Hang on am I being played a prank on here?
Quote: Aaron @ September 23 2010, 2:18 PM BSTBecause the adverts are selected contextually; i.e. the text of the page is scanned for key words and then related adverts are chosen. Unfortunately, it's not - in some cases - too clever about how it determines that context and suitability...
Or in technical terms. Shit happens.
Quote: Aaron @ September 23 2010, 2:18 PM BSTBecause the adverts are selected contextually; i.e. the text of the page is scanned for key words and then related adverts are chosen. Unfortunately, it's not - in some cases - too clever about how it determines that context and suitability...
That's a very sensible answer for a screengrab that features a bank ad with the slogan 'Out ADR won't leave you feeling like you've been raped by a pack of muppets.'
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 23 2010, 2:18 PM BSTPhwoooooarr!! (Where's your hair up?)
Up my head.
And yesm Gav I wear glasses. Contacts most of the time though.
Quote: Will Cam @ September 23 2010, 1:58 PM BSTWill Cam laughed earlier on this week when he read about a meeting taking place between 7pm and 9pm this evening that some of his colleagues had to go to.
Will Cam didn't laugh when at a meeting today the minutes of a meeting, held when he was on leave, clearly showed that all managers had to attend.
Life - it's like throwing a boomerang made of shit sometimes.
No one told you and you've got a birthday party. That's my one.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 2:20 PM BSTUp my head.
*starts rubbing legs*
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 2:21 PM BSTNo one told you and you've got a birthday party. That's my one.
...Sorry. That's kinda funny though.