Mmmm, chewing gum!
Nutritious and delicious.
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Quote: Kenneth @ September 22 2010, 11:39 AM BSTBuy an apple or some other piece of fruit then. Or a sandwich. Or chewing gum. But KFC? Urgh, the thought of that hormone-filled greasy white meat and the gunk in those nuggets makes me feel ill.
Makes me feel hungry.
Chicken discs?
Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2010, 11:18 AM BSTI have the secret recipe, it's 'salt and fat'.
And paprika - don't forget that.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 22 2010, 9:58 AM BSTI have always found KFC and such stuff to be revolting. It's like a bad drug that leaves you feeling blurgh in the gut, yet people still crave and buy the stuff. Why not buy a loaf of wholemeal bread, an avocado, a block of cheese and some salami? And a bottle of red wine? And if you must eat chicken, buy an organic one from the supermarket and cook it. IIRC, a study in New Zealand showed that men who eat loads of KFC over long periods tend to grow larger than normal tits because of all the growth hormones in those battery chickens, which are fed hormones and GM grains to make them fatter faster.
If Aaron makes it into his forties (with or without bitch-tits) and by some miracle the posts on this forum are still relevant to his life; he will be astounded that he expressed such enthusiasm for KFC - it really is garbage.
Aaron looked positively robust and vigerous at the meetup. Like a youthful viking off to rape and pillage for the first time. He also had a full and glossy head of hair.
Quite the advert for KFC I'd say.
I'd prefer to eat at Nandos but I'm barred on account of neither being sufficently middle class nor in Ndubs.
Quote: sootyj @ September 23 2010, 7:55 AM BSTAaron looked positively robust and vigerous at the meetup. Like a youthful viking off to rape and pillage for the first time. He also had a full and glossy head of hair.
Aaron was blonder than I expected.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 23 2010, 12:41 AM BSTIf Aaron makes it into his forties (with or without bitch-tits) and by some miracle the posts on this forum are still relevant to his life; he will be astounded that he expressed such enthusiasm for KFC - it really is garbage.
You're on dodgy ground on here with that kind of talk, I remember the last time I mentioned that those places weren't great and were also quite bad for you; people didn't like it.
Yes but Mathew a diet free of junk food has caused you to grow a beard.
Quote: sootyj @ September 23 2010, 9:10 AM BSTYes but Mathew a diet free of junk food has caused you to grow a beard.
I eat junk food.
I like junk food, McDonald's and that. But KFC is f**king awful. You might as well just eat straight from the bin, or a suitably dirty floor.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 23 2010, 9:21 AM BSTI defeat junk food. I mortal combat.
You're scaring me!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 23 2010, 9:05 AM BSTYou're on dodgy ground on here with that kind of talk, I remember the last time I mentioned that those places weren't great and were also quite bad for you; people didn't like it.
KFC is a bit like drugs, people crave it, and get upset when it's suggested that it's bad for you. They just want their fix. It feels gooood to start with, but if they don't give it up, their health is at risk.
And just as the drug-user doesn't care about ethical considerations, that is the human suffering involved in supply, the KFC-user ignores the torture that those chickens endure.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 23 2010, 12:41 AM BSTIf Aaron makes it into his forties (with or without bitch-tits) and by some miracle the posts on this forum are still relevant to his life; he will be astounded that he expressed such enthusiasm for KFC - it really is garbage.
But tasty, tasty garbage.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 8:47 AM BSTAaron was blonder than I expected.
He was?
Quote: sootyj @ September 23 2010, 9:10 AM BSTYes but Mathew a diet free of junk food has caused you to grow a beard.
It's a known side-effect.
Quote: Nogget @ September 23 2010, 9:29 AM BSTAnd just as the drug-user doesn't care about ethical considerations, that is the human suffering involved in supply, the KFC-user ignores the torture that those chickens endure.
Pffft, chickens don't have feelings.
Quote: sootyj @ September 23 2010, 7:55 AM BSTAaron looked positively robust and vigerous at the meetup. Like a youthful viking off to rape and pillage for the first time. He also had a full and glossy head of hair.
I did notice his gloriously washed head of hair... Zooo looked immensely proud as if she'd blow dried it for him. 