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What are you eating? Page 466

Ate too much pasta. :(
Tummy not happy.

Awww you all bloated?

For bloated, read: full of farts.

Haha - sometimes you can feel bloated and not be able to fart it out. :( Bad times.

It's much better to be able to fart it out :(

There's no windypops involved as of yet. Just feel very full and yuck.

I bet when you go to sleep you do windypops then. Poor Aaron.

I shall look forward to that!

You won't remember it... unless one wakes you up it's so loud.

Teehee.

6 sandwiches.

Hal bowl of coco pops.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 9:15 PM BST

Haha - sometimes you can feel bloated and not be able to fart it out. :( Bad times.

Guy on a radio phone in advice things suggested the following.

1 Wave arms above head and jiggle whole body for about a minute,
2 Try to touch toes 10 times.
3 Then put palms on wall and lean at an angle

It does sometimes work.

Or walk for about 20 minutes

or alternately just take fizzing beachams poweder

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 8:48 AM BST

Halal bowl of coco pops.

What no pigs blood? Call yourself a northener!

Northern jokes just get funnier and more original every time. *facepalm*

Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2010, 8:47 AM BST

6 sandwiches.

Will you later have 6 satsumas? If you don't have six of something, does something bad happen to you?

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