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Visiting Landan Tan. Page 9

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 10:15 AM BST

Avocados are scrumptious! I have them with everything.

I'm laying doubt on that claim. Everything? You'd have an avocado in your milkshake? Or chopped up in a bowl of muesli? Or draped across the back of a dog?

Mmmm avacado is sushi, yes please.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 10:19 AM BST

Mmmm avacado is sushi, yes please.

Amazing, you even write English like a Japanese person!

Quote: David Bussell @ September 22 2010, 10:18 AM BST

I'm laying doubt on that claim. Everything? You'd have an avocado in your milkshake? Or chopped up in a bowl of muesli? Or draped across the back of a dog?

Everything that it would go with. Whistling nnocently

IN. I want to die.

Raw fish'll do that to you.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 10:24 AM BST

I want to die.

This seems to be a daily occurence for you. Have you considered counselling or at least making good on your wish?

Quote: David Bussell @ September 22 2010, 10:27 AM BST

This seems to be a daily occurence for you. Have you considered counselling or at least making good on your wish?

Teary

Quote: zooo @ September 22 2010, 10:08 AM BST

Possibly because that would be ten times more expensive...?

I don't recall McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC and such crap being super-cheap when I lived in the UK. It was always better value for money to buy groceries from ASDA (or even Sainsburys) and make meals, rather than buy insipid "fast food". The only reason for going to my local McDonald's was to change counterfeit 20 pound notes: get in line at the till with the youngest trainee, order small fries, pay for it with bent note, receive legit change and exit.

Ha!

Of course if you're out and need a quick snack, buying ingredients isn't the most handy idea.

Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2010, 10:11 AM BST

And that wouldn't have the Colonel's orgasmic blend of herbs and spices!

I have the secret recipe, it's 'salt and fat'.

Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2010, 11:18 AM BST

I have the secret recipe, it's 'salt and fat'.

That's some damned good salt and fat then.

Say something nice about John Prescott

Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2010, 11:24 AM BST

That's some damned good salt and fat then.

Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2010, 11:26 AM BST

Say something nice about John Prescott

Errr

Quote: zooo @ September 22 2010, 11:08 AM BST

Of course if you're out and need a quick snack, buying ingredients isn't the most handy idea.

Buy an apple or some other piece of fruit then. Or a sandwich. Or chewing gum. But KFC? Urgh, the thought of that hormone-filled greasy white meat and the gunk in those nuggets makes me feel ill.

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