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What are you eating? Page 463

You've got a lot more foul-mouthed since you took on that tramp avatar...

Are you effing talking to me?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2010, 10:30 AM BST

Are you effing talking to me?

Course she f**king was, you belch mouthed c**tball.

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 10:33 AM BST

Course she f**king was, you belch mouthed c**tball.

Swearing is big and clever. And I most certainly am not a c**tball, sir. You take that back now.

Holland And Barratt's Cranberry Sprinkle.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2010, 10:35 AM BST

Swearing is big and clever. And I most certainly am not a c**tball, sir. You take that back now.

Sorry. You bring out the potty in my mouth.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 10:38 AM BST

Holland And Barratt's Cranberry Sprinkle.

Intriguing as crnaberry is supposed to be marvelous for urine infections

Aparently so. It's also good for pregnant ladies. And people who just enjoy the taste :P

Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2010, 10:46 AM BST

Intriguing as crnaberry is supposed to be marvelous for urine infections

I think you're getting intriguing mixed up with the other thing.

Boring? Inconcequential?

Wrong forum for your standup reviews.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 10:09 AM BST

Bet you're only 5ft tall though.

Don't confuse me with your boyfriend, Ellie. :P
I'm 6ft. Wello, 5"11 and a half.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 9:31 AM BST

For breakfast?

Yes.

Slightly boring chicken and ham sandwich.

Incidentally, does anyone on here watch Man Vs Food? What a program and what a guy.

Thus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kO7MlHgJLA

:O

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 11:40 AM BST

Don't confuse me with your boyfriend, Ellie. :P

I don't have a boyfriend. :(

Thanks for bringing that up. Teary

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 11:56 AM BST

I don't have a boyfriend. :(

Thanks for bringing that up. Teary

Huh? Seriously? Sorry to hear that.

(*kicks himself for not attending meet*)

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