You've got a lot more foul-mouthed since you took on that tramp avatar...
What are you eating? Page 463
Are you effing talking to me?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2010, 10:30 AM BSTAre you effing talking to me?
Course she f**king was, you belch mouthed c**tball.
Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 10:33 AM BSTCourse she f**king was, you belch mouthed c**tball.
Swearing is big and clever. And I most certainly am not a c**tball, sir. You take that back now.
Holland And Barratt's Cranberry Sprinkle.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2010, 10:35 AM BSTSwearing is big and clever. And I most certainly am not a c**tball, sir. You take that back now.
Sorry. You bring out the potty in my mouth.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 10:38 AM BSTHolland And Barratt's Cranberry Sprinkle.
Intriguing as crnaberry is supposed to be marvelous for urine infections
Aparently so. It's also good for pregnant ladies. And people who just enjoy the taste 
Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2010, 10:46 AM BSTIntriguing as crnaberry is supposed to be marvelous for urine infections
I think you're getting intriguing mixed up with the other thing.
Boring? Inconcequential?
Wrong forum for your standup reviews.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 10:09 AM BSTBet you're only 5ft tall though.
Don't confuse me with your boyfriend, Ellie.
I'm 6ft. Wello, 5"11 and a half.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 9:31 AM BSTFor breakfast?
Yes.
Slightly boring chicken and ham sandwich.
Incidentally, does anyone on here watch Man Vs Food? What a program and what a guy.
Thus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kO7MlHgJLA
Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 11:40 AM BSTDon't confuse me with your boyfriend, Ellie.
I don't have a boyfriend. 
Thanks for bringing that up. 
Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 11:56 AM BSTI don't have a boyfriend.
Thanks for bringing that up.
Huh? Seriously? Sorry to hear that.
(*kicks himself for not attending meet*)