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What are you eating? Page 462

I eated eggy bread.

Cheese toastie.
Corrrr.

I had cheerios at 5.40am this morning and a banana when I got into work. :)

M&S microwave porridge (honey flavour). Not bad but not as nice as Oats So Simple.

6 sandwiches.

For breakfast?

Potato cake with Marmite.

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 9:29 AM BST

6 sandwiches.

Morning, lard arse.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2010, 9:48 AM BST

Morning, lard arse.

32 inch waist arse, thank you very much.

I really want you to be fat. I have no idea why.

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 9:54 AM BST

32 inch waist arse, thank you very much.

What, does it go straight to your butt?

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 9:54 AM BST

32 inch waist arse, thank you very much.

Bet you're only 5ft tall though.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 10:09 AM BST

Bet you're only 5ft tall though.

Yeah, the f**king midget pervert.

:D

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 9:29 AM BST

sex sandwiches.

Been going to Leevil's sandwich shop...again

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