Will Cam is a model for Stannislifts International. He gets paid in free rides up and down the stairs of all the houses in the adverts.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 33
Will Cam is Will Wye, Will Exe, Will Tees but definitely not Will Hay.
Tuumble was Jackie Stewart's right hand man in the 1970's. He was responsible for fluffing up his sideburns before practices. Lard apparently helped.
We've all heard that Viagra has amazing effects on ones flacid penis. However, Pfizer, the manufacturers, are bamboozled by the fact that even after force feeding Will Cam with their little blue pill (3 tons in as many weeks) his todger still resembles a tiny acorn that has turned itself inside out. Will Cam is a medical and physiological freak.
Ever wondered what happened to all those snot balls you flick on the floor when no one is looking? Juan Kerr, in partnership with the Children's Film Foundation, comes down the chimley (I said Chimley diddle I?) and collects them for his local hospital where they are used as splints for bastards.
Will Cam can only smell cheese.
Roscoff sexually molested a chicken. Gary Glitter pinned it down and Roscoff 'did the business'. The chicken was heard to comment later that it was the smallest dick she'd ever seen.
Juan Kerr was gang raped by the cast of children's TV show 'Rainbow'. Bungle got sloppy thirds.
John Lucas 101 set up a comedy forum and stole everyone's email addresses from here and signed them up to it without them knowing.
In 1971 Myra Hindley had a tooth taken out. The tooth was taken by a bent screw and sold to a mad Bavarian scientist. DNA was extracted and sold to the very IVF clinic where Ellie was grown in a test tube. Might explain a lot of things??
How much jam can a Will Cam jam, if a Will Cam can jam jam?
About 3 jars an hour.
Its just been announced by the World Pervert Association (WPA) that Nat Wicks has risen up the rankings to 4th. She is now only behind (fnar! fnar!) an undertaker from Sao Paulo who has group sex with his customers, a Danish teacher at a blind school who specialises in tactile teaching and cheese making - and Alan Titchmarsh. Those 'in the know' say Nat is odds-on to top next months rankings - after Saturday nights exploits . Get yer bets on! 
On the spine of every third book in the British (spelled Blit-ish) Library in London Town, The motto 'In Sepum, Dominus Expatre' can be found in size -4 Tahoma font. Juan Kerr copyrighted '-' in 1967 and gets 14 pence each time a tramp sniffs one of the books. He is minted (spelled min-tled).
Will Cam was not "Born To Pun"
Quote: Chopz @ September 21 2010, 5:43 PM BSTWill Cam was not "Born To Pun"
like a knife in my heart!
Chopz's recent collaboration with David Bussell was part of a community service order. The Stipendiary Magistrate sitting was a close personal friend of Chopz (they share a liking for lavatoir burm furn). Currently, only 35% of defendants ordered to collaborate with Lord Bussell (as he insists on being called) go on to commit further offences (such as frog groggling, chip rustling and dry eye muggary). He can take his sheep.....and keep them!