I'm sure you could set up an easel by the window or something.
Visiting Landan Tan. Page 7
By the window of KFC?
Didn't Vanessa Feltz give you a black eye for attacking her with a paint brush?
Leave us fatties alone. We don't like to be painted.
That's it! I'm going to paint a fat chick. Well, I say paint. I'll have to draw her cos I don't know how to paint. But I will buy some paints and have a go. After I have drawn one.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 21 2010, 4:33 PM BSTLeave us fatties alone. We don't like to be painted.
I just Facebooked you. You are not fat. That joke has broken now. You're more geek than fat.
I was banned from being a life model on account of the amount of paint it took to paint me.
Actually I was a life model for a bit on account of having interesting crevices and peaks.
So next time you see a painting of the Pyrenees it may be my arse,
I used to pose nude.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 21 2010, 4:36 PM BSTI used to pose nude.
For what, higher grades?
Oh, no he didn't!
Sootyj fires up the time machine.
Hey Leevil where do you sell yo ass?
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2010, 4:31 PM BST
By the window of KFC?
Them KFC homos do like a bargain bucket.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 21 2010, 4:36 PM BSTI used to pose nude.
No seriously. Post some pics. 
If it's ART it's OK. If it's not that's fine too.
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2010, 4:38 PM BSTFor what, higher grades?
Oh, no he didn't!
Yes actually... it was good because all my lecturer did was hide under a sheet and make a lot of jerky movements. I didn't have to do anything.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 21 2010, 4:41 PM BSTYes actually... it was good because all my lecturer did was hide under a sheet and make a lot of jerky movements. I didn't have to do anything.
Oh cool, me too! 
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2010, 4:34 PM BSTI just Facebooked you. You are not fat. That joke has broken now. You're more geek than fat.
I'm a big giant geek, certainly. Don't ruin my cuddly mistique, Leevil 
Quote: EllieJP @ September 21 2010, 4:41 PM BSTYes actually... it was good because all my lecturer Professor Steven hawkings did was hide under a sheet and make a lot of jerky movements. I didn't have to do anything.
You really have no pity?
OK, you're cuddly. But not in the same way as Scotty was. 