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What country eats monkey brains?
You know they chop of the top part of the skull & pick at them while they are still alive. Is it the same place that eats dogs? Liverpool I thought but could be wrong.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 19 2010, 6:23 PM BST

:D It's not NEARLY as depressing now! Thanks Bill :)

Yup, I think he is pondering the Origin Of the Species & thinking: surely we are not descended from the same origins as those pesky humans.

Quote: billwill @ September 19 2010, 6:20 PM BST

Here is your sad Man-of-the-Woods as he ought to be seen.

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That's brill, will.

Quote: Charley @ September 19 2010, 6:25 PM BST

What country eats monkey brains?
You know they chop of the top part of the skull & pick at them while they are still alive. Is it the same place that eats dogs? Liverpool I thought but could be wrong.

The live monkey brains is a bit of a myth.

I mean think about it they'd punch you in the nuts whilst you ate;.

Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2010, 11:10 PM BST

The live monkey brains is a bit of a myth.

It's really not. *reads* Ok, so it might be. :D :P Whistling nnocently

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I think if someone is going to go so low as to eat live monkey brains, they might not object to also tying the poor bastards arms and legs up beforehand.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/3/9/bizarre-foods-eating-a-real-monkey-brain-1775047

This seems to be a recreation but the monkey definitely carks it first.

BAD TASTE WARNING!!

Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2010, 11:20 PM BST

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/3/9/bizarre-foods-eating-a-real-monkey-brain-1775047

That's the one I'd seen, but reading up on it, it's apparently fake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTPkmH4hWCs

Look at what the vicious simian bastards get upto themselves.

They made Attenborough cry the wankers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-QVT1I2Gs

I pretty much gurantee no one will want to look at this video, but it pretty much eliminates any illusion that these symian bastards are in any way cute

There seems to be some confusion in recent messages.

Nat's photo is of a Chimpanzee which is an ape.

Talk of eating monkey brains relates to monkeys, not apes.

But as SootyJ points out via the Attenborough clip, chimps are carnivore (or omnivores rather) just like humans. For a long time they were thought to be vegetarian.

Humans are closer related to Apes than to Monkeys.

{all as far as I know without going googling to check my facts}

Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2010, 11:29 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTPkmH4hWCs Look at what the vicious simian bastards get upto themselves. They made Attenborough cry the wankers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-QVT1I2Gs I pretty much gurantee no one will want to look at this video, but it pretty much eliminates any illusion that these symian bastards are in any way cute

Careful, sooty. If you keep up with all this animal-baiting the animals are going to have to "deal" with you.

Quote: billwill @ September 20 2010, 2:35 AM BST

There seems to be some confusion in recent messages.

Nat's photo is of a Chimpanzee which is an ape.

Talk of eating monkey brains relates to monkeys, not apes.

But as SootyJ points out via the Attenborough clip, chimps are carnivore (or omnivores rather) just like humans. For a long time they were thought to be vegetarian.

Humans are closer related to Apes than to Monkeys.

{all as far as I know without going googling to check my facts}

What's a gorilla? An ape?

Basically they're all going to hell according to fundamentalist Christians on account of having no souls.

This tickled me for some reason. I like the idea of one-upmanship amongst floors.

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Quote: zooo @ September 20 2010, 8:29 AM BST

What's a gorilla? An ape?

Yes

Pinched from Wikipedia

Under the current classification system there are two families of hominoids:

* the family Hylobatidae consists of 4 genera and 14 species of gibbon, including the Lar Gibbon and the Siamang, collectively known as the lesser apes.
* the family Hominidae consisting of chimpanzees, gorillas, humans and orangutans[1][2] collectively known as the great apes.

A few other primates, such as the Barbary Ape, have the word ape in their common names (usually to indicate lack of a tail), but they are not regarded as true apes.

Except for gorillas and humans, all true apes are agile climbers of trees. They are best described as omnivorous, their diet consisting of fruit, including grass seeds, and in most cases other animals, either hunted or scavenged, along with anything else available and easily digested. They are native to Africa and Asia, although humans have spread to all parts of the world.

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