Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 19 2010, 1:54 PM BSTI have an elephant on my gland. Anyone care to explain?
We did wonder why you set off to London Zoo with that look of grim determination and a jumbo bag of peanuts.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 19 2010, 1:54 PM BSTI have an elephant on my gland. Anyone care to explain?
We did wonder why you set off to London Zoo with that look of grim determination and a jumbo bag of peanuts.
Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2010, 1:57 PM BSTWe did wonder why you set off to London Zoo with that look of grim determination and a jumbo bag of penis
I know it's a cliche to ponder why women always go to the pub toilet in pairs, but I must say last night was the first time I've noticed them come back with pubes in their teeth.
Oh Kevin, you've dropped in my estimations.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 19 2010, 1:57 PM BSTI want to see all of the pictures! Upload them, you rapscallions!
I have a good picture of you to upload, Nat, but won't be able to until during the week. I think I've only got a total of 4 decent ones to upload.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 19 2010, 2:14 PM BSTOh Kevin, you've dropped in my estimations.
What, that's a quality gag! My own work, too
I can't believe the BCG ladies gave that poor woman a round of applause for using the toilet. And loudly discussed if that man had a poo as he was in for a long time.
You are all mean girls.
By the way on late night bus heard an even worse chatup line/
BLOKE STARES AT 2 WOMEN
"I'll agree with what ever you say because you are beautiful...I wouldn't get off the bus with me as I'm horrible.@
I'd just like to make it clear that I in no way shat myself. Thank you.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 19 2010, 2:23 PM BSTI'd just like to make it clear that I in no way shat myself. Thank you.
Whose shit was it then?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 19 2010, 2:23 PM BSTI'd just like to make it clear that I in no way shat myself. Thank you.
That denial is suspiciously swift.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 19 2010, 1:54 PM BSTI have an elephant on my hand. Anyone care to explain?
That was me!!!!
Sounds like everyone had a good time. I was with you in spirit(s), yesterday having been Day 3 of the beer festival. I'd estimate that I tried 300 beers - one ounce at a time. My favourite was a cherry pie beer that tasted exactly like a cherry pie: sour cherries, crust and all. Amazing.
I'm currently in a little hippie commune 10,000 feet above sea level in the mountains overlooking Denver. I'd like to go on a hike in search of moose and bear but I can barely climb the stairs leading to the house without breaking into heavy breathing. I need an oxygen mask.
Denver appears to have followed California's lead in the "medical" marijuana campaign. There's a dispensary on almost every corner.
Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2010, 2:21 PM BSTI can't believe the BCG ladies gave that poor woman a round of applause for using the toilet. And loudly discussed if that man had a poo as he was in for a long time.
You are all mean girls.
Eh? Was this while us hobbits were on our mission? I must have missed this excitement.
Probably, but you were gone along time.
I mean you had to torture Gav for his password, push him under a train and come up with an alibi.
Though why you wanted to kill him and pretend to be him on the forums eludes me.
(kicks himself for forgetting to forward Nat a photo of Ben's cock when he had Ben's phone).
I'd like to thank Yacob Wingnut for the piggy back. That fellow is a lot of fun.