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Quote: David Carmon @ September 18 2010, 1:18 PM BST

Back after a long time away (me not the pope)

Don't give a toss about the pope, he's just a bloke in a dress who tells everyone what he wants them to do or not to do.

He's a grade A prick.

What a waste. A grade A prick and can't take it out of the wrapper and use it :P

Quote: bulletdisco @ September 18 2010, 6:07 PM BST

What a waste. A grade A prick and can't take it out of the wrapper and use it :P

Absolutely loved that one. I bet he's done more than his fair share of boy raping though

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 17 2010, 10:20 PM BST

Has anyone else noticed that Pope Benedict sounds exactly like Von Smallhausen from 'Allo 'Allo!?

I've just heard him talk and it is that voice, har har har!! And this whole effing fiasco of a visit is even camper than Allo Allo. The whole obscenely indulgent spectacle is incredibly camp. And I expect more than half the fawning twats there do not have much of a clue why they are there cheering as if they were at a music festival. To them it's merely another event to be at to say they were there. I doubt if many are strict practising catholics or even know much about the dark religion in detail. This is also a Protestant country - what the hell was Brown doing in inviting one of the fiercest enemies Britain has ever had, to come and spout his vile nonsense which so many condemn?? Nuts!

I think I heard someone say that it was Blair who had instructed the invite to be issued. Big surprise there then.

News was saying 2 PMs and the queen.

The churlish carping criticism of the Pope's visit is a poor reflection of modern Britain. Have we really become so small minded we begrudge everything?

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Quote: chipolata @ September 19 2010, 9:51 AM BST

The churlish carping criticism of the Pope's visit is a poor reflection of modern Britain. Have we really become so small minded we begrudge everything?

Yeah, chillax Britain! It's only rape/poverty/HIV/discrimination/etc! Let's focus on the important stuff!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 19 2010, 11:25 AM BST

Yeah, chillax Britain! It's only rape/poverty/HIV/discrimination/etc!

The people whining care about how much it's costing. Nothing else.

Quote: chipolata @ September 19 2010, 11:30 AM BST

The people whining care about how much it's costing. Nothing else.

I was at the rally yesterday. I can assure you that the cost of the visit was the very least concern.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 19 2010, 11:31 AM BST

I was at the rally yesterday. I can assure you that the cost of the visit was the very least concern.

You know how to have fun.

Quote: chipolata @ September 19 2010, 11:33 AM BST

You know how to have fun.

You'd have loved it Chip. Half the crowd were lezzers.

Were they the half you asked out?

Funny that the other half were washing their hair,

I think there was a picture in the sun yesterday of the pope sitting in a massive red chair, and if I'm not mistaken the resemblance to jimmy saville on jim'll fix it is uncanny :$

Quote: chipolata @ September 19 2010, 9:51 AM BST

The churlish carping criticism of the Pope's visit is a poor reflection of modern Britain. Have we really become so small minded we begrudge everything?

Yeah, that's the only reason. Sheesh.

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