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The BCG ladies thread... Page 19

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 15 2010, 10:01 PM BST

Ladies,

I see clogs are back in fashion this Autumn. Anyone planning on purchasing a pair?

The last time I wore them was in Amsterdam and I got my finger stuck in a dyke.

Trust you to find the only female lesbian prostie.

I would rather cut my feet off.

I am a huge shoe/boot freak & I would rather eat A dogs bollox than even dip my toe towards a pair of clogs.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 16 2010, 12:07 AM BST
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I just ordered these the other day. They're Wolkys.

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Quote: AngieBaby @ September 15 2010, 10:01 PM BST

Ladies,

I see clogs are back in fashion this Autumn. Anyone planning on purchasing a pair?

The last time I wore them was in Amsterdam and I got my finger stuck in a dyke.

I quite like the style... but I know they would not keep my feet warm enough. So, I'm ooot.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 16 2010, 12:07 AM BST
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I just ordered these the other day. They're Wankys.

The name fits.

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ September 15 2010, 11:11 PM BST

I saw some gorgeous ones in River Island for £50.

Ooh found them! http://www.riverisland.com/Online/women/shoes--boots/heels--wedges/brown-leather-and-shearling-cuff-clog-shoes-593243 They have a pair in blue and I can't decide if they're beautiful or hideous.

Hideous. Definitely hideous.

Quote: Aaron @ September 17 2010, 9:27 AM BST

Hideous. Definitely hideous.

Well that's a shame because I work in Santa's workshop and know for a fact he's sending you a pair this Christmas.

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 15 2010, 10:01 PM BST

I see clogs are back in fashion this Autumn.

I'm not sure what's funnier, that clogs are in fashion or that they're "back" in fashion.

The idea of things being "in fashion" annoys me a lot. Ooh, look! A way for us all to co-ordinate what we wear and end up looking very similar! I probably fall into the trap too, but I don't understand why some people don't just wear what they like, rather than caring about what's "in".

It is a load of old codswallop really, isn't it.

I go to uni next to Somerset House, and when London Fashion Week rolls around, I am a very cynical bunny.

Ha, yes.
I was in Spitalfields with all the uber cool people the other day (ie the 'dickheads' in that video Bussell posted).
Made me hate the world.
(Of course when I was 16 and obsessed with vintage clothes I would have loved it, but we shall gloss over that.)

I used to live in a house full of euro dickheads. Bit like one of those anthropologists who live with chimpanzees.

They were quite sweet in their native environment.

Have actually been invited to a multicultural dickhead event this Friday.

I wish I was one of them.

Follow the words in the song, it's really quite easy.

Actually could introduce you to the bespoke dickhead life quite easily.

I need to lose about 4 stone before I can be accepted. One day.

Oh I dunno there are some less svelte dickheads.

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