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Pope Benedict's visit Page 12

Big 'ol pile of stinking bullshit.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 17 2010, 8:05 AM BST

Big 'ol pile of stinking bullshit.

If I have to hear about your stand-up act one more time... Unimpressed :P

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 16 2010, 1:22 PM BST

Replace "secularism" with "Islam" and imagine the outrage.

Except secularism isn't a dearly held belief system, so that's a retarded comparison to make.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 16 2010, 1:34 PM BST

Is anyone doing the Protest the Pope march on Sat?

Oh Christ. Where is it going to be? Better not disrupt my plans or I'll 'ave them bloody Pope botherers.

Quote: bigfella @ September 16 2010, 1:39 PM BST

Now the people who where interviewed on telly today, were simply delighted at this old blokes visit. One lady was crying tears of joy. Now if him coming makes 6 million feel this way, then bloody brilliant I say.

And here I was, thinking that they weren't allowed to worship false idols.

Quote: chipolata @ September 17 2010, 9:32 AM BST

If I have to hear about your stand-up act one more time... Unimpressed :P

:(

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 17 2010, 10:20 AM BST

:(

I like to get at least three :( 's from you a day.
Then I know my work is done! ;)

It's like satsuma eating for you eh Chip?

Quote: EllieJP @ September 17 2010, 10:21 AM BST

It's like satsuma eating for you eh Chip?

:D

I think I'm being bullied. I NEED AN ADULT.

Quote: Aaron @ September 17 2010, 10:10 AM BST

Except secularism isn't a dearly held belief system, so that's a retarded comparison to make.

Oh, really? You think people who believe in freedom of religion and the separation of church and state hold those beliefs less "dearly" than those who believe in stoning for apostacy and institutionalized Sharia law?

Less "mentally", perhaps.

It's precisely the fact that Benny seems to regard secularists as fair game that makes him such an arrogant f**kwit.

Don't confuse secularism with atheism.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 17 2010, 10:24 AM BST

It's precisely the fact that Benny seems to regard secularists as fair game that makes him such an arrogant f**kwit.

No, it makes him a sensible f**kwit. Attack secularism and you get a few shirty letters in The Guardian. Attack Islam and you get suicide bombs and beheadings.

Well the last bunch of avowed secularists were rather unpleasant.

Stalin, Mao etc. And I don't know how well our society is holding up.
Economy takes a tumble and there's a nasty mixture of nimbyist unions and slashing conservatives.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 17 2010, 10:24 AM BST

I think I'm being bullied. I NEED AN ADULT.

Don't worry, just say "That's Chip" everytime he does something Chip-like, it really gets to him. ;)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 17 2010, 10:24 AM BST

I think I'm being bullied. I NEED A NAPPY

Ha ha! Nat needs a nappy.

Quote: chipolata @ September 17 2010, 10:28 AM BST

No, it makes him a sensible f**kwit. Attack secularism and you get a few shirty letters in The Guardian. Attack Islam and you get suicide bombs and beheadings.

That's true enough. And kinda my original point.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 17 2010, 10:29 AM BST

Don't worry, just say "That's Chip" everytime he does something Chip-like, it really gets to him. ;)

You don't know what gets to me, Ellie. I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery shrouded in puzzle! ;)

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