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Pope Benedict's visit Page 9

In Scotland the pope plans to meet Jeanette Krankie but only if she wears her school uniform.

An oldie but a goodie

Louis CK explains all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 16 2010, 2:00 PM BST

Ahhhhhhhh..yorrrr me beshhhhh mayyyte...etc...

:D

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 16 2010, 2:02 PM BST

In Scotland the pope plans to meet Jeanette Krankie but only if she wears her school uniform.

Laughing out loud They prefer boys to be fair.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 16 2010, 2:01 PM BST

:)

SHUSHYOURBIGSMUGFACE.

I got caught by the idiot trap.

Ah so now the pope is drawing comparisons between athiests and Nazis? Nice one, Benny. One website agreed with him, "There is a direct connection between aggressive atheism and Nazi tyranny".

Hitler was a Catholic.

The Vatican has spent the last 70 years sitting on tonnes of gold stolen from dead Jews.

Benny can f**king talk.

This has got me writing my first ever topical material. I feel strange and tingly.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 16 2010, 3:39 PM BST

This has got me writing my first ever topical material.

Sick

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 16 2010, 3:41 PM BST

Sick

HUSHUP. I can't help it. I thought of a funny.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 16 2010, 3:39 PM BST

This has got me writing my first ever topical material.

Are there no end to the Pope's crimes against humanity?

:(

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 16 2010, 3:24 PM BST

Ah so now the pope is drawing comparisons between athiests and Nazis? Nice one, Benny. One website agreed with him, "There is a direct connection between aggressive atheism and Nazi tyranny".

Well, aggressive anything is a bit Nazi-ish, really.

Quote: bigfella @ September 16 2010, 1:39 PM BST

Okay, the rest of us don't give a toss. Fine. But why stop the joy for the others. 6 million isn't a small number.

Two million people smoke cannabis.

Is there a cut-off number?

Hang on Hitler was born a Catholic he certainly wasn't one in office.

Quote: bigfella @ September 16 2010, 1:39 PM BST

Now if him coming makes 6 million feel this way, then bloody brilliant I say.

About 80,000 will see him? Or is it 2 lots of 80,000 I forget.

Either way it isn't 6,000,000. And where as that wouldn't be practical they could have got much bigger views if there was the demand.

People think the Pope is the king of all Catholics. He ain't.

There's plenty of Catholics who'd rather he'd stay away.

Are you feeling guil;ty for dressing upa s Hnery VIII?

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