Quote: chipolata @ September 15 2010, 3:27 PM BSTMy bum not good enough for you, eh?
It was lovely, but a bit too big.
Pope Benedict's visit Page 5
Bit too much room for your willy?
Hee.
People forget the economic pluses of this visit.
I saw a picie of a lady who had a very range of nice bone china plates with said Holy Father in the centre and an even better tea towel! Imagine drying your plates with the face of the Pope!
Imagine drying your bottom.
Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2010, 7:56 PM BSTImagine drying your bottom.
Why imagine. I just reach around for the damp patch and rub away.
Oh I dunno it's a chore to look forward to.
Unlike drying my shlong which is just tedious on account of how long it takes.
Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2010, 8:05 PM BSTOh I dunno it's a chore to look forward to.
Unlike drying my shlong which is just tedious on account of how long it takes to find.
Yup it's in a separate post card.
As ever Sooty wins.
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Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2010, 8:34 PM BSTYup it's in a separate post card.
As ever Sooty wins.
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Card? Or Code?
Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2010, 8:34 PM BSTYup it's in a separate post code.
As ever Sooty wins.
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Damn you dyslexia my deceitful nemesis!
I am an atheist & the only good thing I can think of for the pope being here is that he has come to warn fellow priests off small boys.
Most of my family are Catholic, and they aren't even interested in the visit. My Dad does a good impression of the Pope, it involves a bottle of Chambord.
I couldn't give a monkey's about his visit, and definitely don't think the taxpaper should be paying for it. But if he were to be assasinated on UK soil it would be a political catastrophe. We offer a safe refuge for all sorts here, so he should be no exception.
I have to go to Regents Park tube station Saturday. He will be at Westminister Catheral and then Hyde Park, is this likely to cause me any delays?
Gah Hyde Park, that won't mean any problems with Oxford Street shopping will it?