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She's the only person I've seen on X Factor - the one I watched a YouTube clip of because she punched her friend on stage. :)

Quote: Kenneth @ September 9 2010, 7:39 AM BST

At 7.1 magnitude, the New Zealand quake was larger than Haiti (230,000 dead) and West Sumatra (70,000).The damages caused by the New Zealand quake included a guy's fridge falling over, smashing 36 bottles of Lion Red beer. The huge difference in consequences is that they don't have beer in Pakistan.

And also New Zealand doesn't have a corrupt government who would probably steal all the aid before it goes to where it's intended.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 8:55 PM BST

Oh. My. Word.

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Sick

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 8:55 PM BST

Oh. My. Word.

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Oh dear God. That's NASTY!

I've had worse.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 14 2010, 11:47 AM BST

I've had worse.

It's what I imagine Chip looks like in the nuddie.

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154657987

Irony is now broken.

If there was no such thing as Tony Blair do you honestly think we wouldn't have had wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Well previous governments kept us out of Vietnam and Grenandam amongst other parties we were invited to,

Quote: sootyj @ September 14 2010, 1:03 PM BST

Well previous governments kept us out of Vietnam and Grenandam amongst other parties we were invited to,

Completely different. I've no truck with Blair, but this tiresome and erroneous belief that he and he alone is responsible for taking us to war is quite frankly bollocks.

I wonder which figure is greater; the number of our troops who have died in Afghanistan, or the number of civilians who have been saved through whatever quashing of terrorism we've achieved (if any)?

Ok if you wish to rain seriousness on my tittle joke,

Other PMs have defnitely kept us out of other wars where we may have had more cause to be there. Vietnam according to the Domino theory was in essence an attempt to defend ourselves against the USSR.

Gulfwar 2 was a pointless war most of our allies sidestepped (unlike Afghan2).

I am being a little facile because Blair in his early years was a genius proponent of "armed humanintarianism" Kosovo and Siera Leone were both amazing examples of how limited armed forces in cooperation with native resistance could reverse the worst excesses.

But that was with prez Clinton another clever guy and also something of a visionary. Blair tried something similar with the sleazy prez Bush and made some terrible errors.

Errors he was too vain to admit. Errors which cost millions of lives and may well have sunk armed huminatarianism for good.

Which may lead to millions of deaths in Sudan and Congo.

Article on Ch@#tle about Jim Davidson paying a visit to the Comedy Store. The reason he gave was cause for a chuckle:

Davidson said he attended the Comedy Store for research into a play he is writing, Stand Up And Be Counted about a bigoted old-school stand-up clashing with a black alternative comedian backstage at an Aids benefit.

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/09/12/11703/the_feelings_mutual...#ixzz0zVgCLOfg

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 14 2010, 2:24 PM BST

Article on Ch@#tle about Jim Davidson paying a visit to the Comedy Store. The reason he gave was cause for a chuckle: Davidson said he attended the Comedy Store for research into a play he is writing, Stand Up And Be Counted about a bigoted old-school stand-up clashing with a black alternative comedian backstage at an Aids benefit. http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/09/12/11703/the_feelings_mutual...#ixzz0zVgCLOfg

I hope Chalky's in it! He's hilarious!

Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2010, 2:28 PM BST

I hope Chalky's in it! He's hilarious!

Yeah, and 'Nick Nick'.

I wonder if the play will have a fair and balanced view?

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