One of my Facebook chums announced on her status that she was going on some food hygiene course. The first person to reply said:
I did one earlier in the year and definitely an eye opener....uugghh
Nothing that surprising about that I hear you say but it was notable because of her surname - she was called Mould.
A Mrs Mould on a food hygiene course? Especially appropriate if she 'misses mould'...geddit?
This should be in the 'Ironic' thread? 
Quote: Tuumble @ September 14 2010, 9:15 AM BSTA Mrs Mould on a food hygiene course?
I think it's called the theory of Nomenclative Determinism, that some people gravitate toward pursuits and careers which suit their names.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 14 2010, 9:01 AM BSTI'd show you if you'd let me!
I'd rather you showed me how these things called "genitalia" work instead!
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2010, 9:50 AM BSTI'd rather you showed me how these things called "genitalia" work instead!
Morning. How did your date go the other night? Did she take off her bra?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 14 2010, 9:52 AM BSTMorning. How did your date go the other night? Did she take off her bra?
It was okayish. And I'm sure she took her bra off later when she got home alone. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2010, 9:57 AM BSTIt was okayish. And I'm sure she took her bra off later when she got home alone.
Bah! What a bloody tease.
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2010, 9:50 AM BSTI'd rather you showed me how these things called "genitalia" work instead!
Unfortunately, you need to work out how yours work before you can make mine work.
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2010, 9:57 AM BSTIt was okayish.
You did put a lot of pressure on her, calling her Mrs Chip before the first date!
I need something awesome to do on Friday night in London. Suggestions, please!
Have sex with a tramp. Story for life!
D:< You're rubbish. Anyone who's less rubbish want to give me some suggestions?
Pick up a Time Out you daft apath.
OH WAIT. I have a Time Out app 
Problem is though, there is too much stuff in Time Out- I usually have the best nights from peoples' suggesions.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 14 2010, 11:08 AM BSTOH WAIT. I have a Time Out app
Problem is though, there is too much stuff in Time Out- I usually have the best nights from peoples' suggesions.
You've not mentioned whether you're in London alone or with friends. Not that I'm going to use that information to an illicit end. Ha! Who said that?! No me!
Or you could see Newsrevue
Quote: sootyj @ September 14 2010, 11:13 AM BSTOr you could see Newsrevue
I'd go with the tramp idea given the choice. 