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I think that's what my fingers were going for..

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2010, 11:24 PM BST

I actually read that word as 'like' anyway.

Snap.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 11:03 PM BST

No, you're Sootyj's a tiny baby kitten that I need to protect. Everyone else should be, though. I can't predict what I'll do..he needs me so very much.
I breast feed kittens.

I may be washing my hair you know,..

C-, must try harder.

Oh gosh - using "harder" in a sentence never goes well.

Especially a prison sentence.

My copy of Bigfella's book just arrived. It'll give me something to read while I fly to Denver Wednesday evening.

I HATE FIRE ANTS!

I was just bitten by fire ants in the typical manner: a few hundred of them stealthily clamber all over your feet and legs and then bite all at once. I can hardly wait for the itchy, pus-filled blisters. Angry

Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2010, 1:14 AM BST

I HATE FIRE ANTS!

I was just bitten by fire ants in the typical manner: a few hundred of them stealthily clamber all over your feet and legs and then bite all at once. I can hardly wait for the itchy, pus-filled blisters. Angry

Grim. Insects are crazy.

Wet and miserable outside. :D

But warm and happy in your heart!

Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2010, 1:14 AM BST

I HATE FIRE ANTS!

I was just bitten by fire ants in the typical manner: a few hundred of them stealthily clamber all over your feet and legs and then bite all at once. I can hardly wait for the itchy, pus-filled blisters. Angry

In the UK we have the NHS and no fire ants.

Argument for public health provision won.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 11:27 PM BST

I think that's what my fingers were going for..

Must resist to add rude word such as choccy starfish at beginning of sentence

Quote: bigfella @ September 14 2010, 8:20 AM BST

But warm and happy in your heart!

What is this thing you humans call a "heart"? Huh?

Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2010, 8:39 AM BST

What is this thing you humans call a "heart"? Huh?

I'd show you if you'd let me! ;)

Quote: DaButt @ September 13 2010, 11:56 PM BST

My copy of Bigfella's book just arrived. It'll give me something to read while I fly to Denver Wednesday evening.

Awwww DaButt you're taking Bigfella across the world! :)

Quote: DaButt @ September 13 2010, 11:56 PM BST

My copy of Bigfella's book just arrived. It'll give me something to read while I fly to Denver Wednesday evening.

:D

Quote: EllieJP @ September 14 2010, 9:01 AM BST

Awwww DaButt you're taking Bigfella across the world! :)

First time I've been in a plane for sometime!!! :)

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